Kelley Greene
@kelleygreene.bsky.social
Writer, satirist, chronically online. Currently @ Buzzfeed.
Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). https://linktr.ee/kelleygreene
Work in The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, etc. New Substack post every Friday (TMI - Too Much Internet). https://linktr.ee/kelleygreene
Can’t wait to see how we fuck this one up 😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can’t wait to see how we fuck this one up 😂
Northern lights out the back door!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Northern lights out the back door!!
trying to find my pinky toenail while giving myself a pedicure
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
trying to find my pinky toenail while giving myself a pedicure
today's aws issues in a nutshell
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
today's aws issues in a nutshell
Highly recommend getting you a husband that will order you a birthday cake from a meme ❤️ (cc: @schtoop.bsky.social)
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Highly recommend getting you a husband that will order you a birthday cake from a meme ❤️ (cc: @schtoop.bsky.social)
The Life of A Showgirl Revealed to Be Elaborate Way to Tell Brittany Mahomes She’s Not a Bridesmaid
August 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Life of A Showgirl Revealed to Be Elaborate Way to Tell Brittany Mahomes She’s Not a Bridesmaid
okay this is fucking sick as hell
August 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
okay this is fucking sick as hell
okay it's actually quite fun to watch the air & water show from home too
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
okay it's actually quite fun to watch the air & water show from home too
Ava, all you do is go on the hammock #bb27 #bigbrother
August 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ava, all you do is go on the hammock #bb27 #bigbrother
3 1/2 more years of this
July 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
3 1/2 more years of this
Just finished my first unicycle class 🤓
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just finished my first unicycle class 🤓
oh is that what it stands for
July 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
oh is that what it stands for
please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad
Can’t believe I let people talk me in to driving an HOUR outside the city. Review coming in the substack soon. Spoiler alert: the mcpops are actually very good
June 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can’t believe I let people talk me in to driving an HOUR outside the city. Review coming in the substack soon. Spoiler alert: the mcpops are actually very good
okay i'm actually SUPER stoked about this #survivor50
May 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
okay i'm actually SUPER stoked about this #survivor50
americans will use anything but the metric system
May 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
americans will use anything but the metric system
if you're not watching the wienie 500 race what are you doing with your friday???
May 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if you're not watching the wienie 500 race what are you doing with your friday???
sources are saying this is the very rich man that called trump about the "fat shot drug"
May 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
sources are saying this is the very rich man that called trump about the "fat shot drug"
