The Dread Librarian
@kellcarpenter.bsky.social
Librarian, husband, father, Rush fan.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Remember, kids: only *YOU* can prevent workplace fires.
I mean it. That dang bear never showed his face.
#FireSafety #AHotTimeAtWork
I mean it. That dang bear never showed his face.
#FireSafety #AHotTimeAtWork
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Remember, kids: only *YOU* can prevent workplace fires.
I mean it. That dang bear never showed his face.
#FireSafety #AHotTimeAtWork
I mean it. That dang bear never showed his face.
#FireSafety #AHotTimeAtWork
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
In a training where the chat fell into a rabbit hole of explaining the “i can haz cheezburger” meme to folks. Picture included is the one shown to illustrate.
#ICanHazCheezburger #WeirdMeetingMoment
#ICanHazCheezburger #WeirdMeetingMoment
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In a training where the chat fell into a rabbit hole of explaining the “i can haz cheezburger” meme to folks. Picture included is the one shown to illustrate.
#ICanHazCheezburger #WeirdMeetingMoment
#ICanHazCheezburger #WeirdMeetingMoment
Me, about 9 months away from retiring from my state job…
August 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me, about 9 months away from retiring from my state job…
That couple that thinks the library stacks are private. 😳
August 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That couple that thinks the library stacks are private. 😳
While we’re celebrating special days: Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
#BobbyBonillaDay
#BobbyBonillaDay
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
While we’re celebrating special days: Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
#BobbyBonillaDay
#BobbyBonillaDay
July 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It was a great day at work. I got to hang out with a coworker’s granddaughter for a little while. Babies are awesome!
June 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It was a great day at work. I got to hang out with a coworker’s granddaughter for a little while. Babies are awesome!
This was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the photograph.
June 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the photograph.
Quite a few, but she’s the only one born the exact same day/year.
June 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Quite a few, but she’s the only one born the exact same day/year.
Had an ophthalmologist appointment this morning and spent half the day like this.
#Dilation #EyeDoctor
#Dilation #EyeDoctor
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had an ophthalmologist appointment this morning and spent half the day like this.
#Dilation #EyeDoctor
#Dilation #EyeDoctor
Sitting in the car, charging my phone and reading while the rain comes down. Good book, but some heavy and emotional subject matter.
March 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sitting in the car, charging my phone and reading while the rain comes down. Good book, but some heavy and emotional subject matter.
March 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Post-lunch dessert. Our university dining hall does several variations on Rice Krispy treats, which so far have all been wonderful. I was a little apprehensive about today’s Froot Loops version, but it was another great idea. 10/10, would recommend.
#AdventuresInCereal #InterestingDesserts
#AdventuresInCereal #InterestingDesserts
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Post-lunch dessert. Our university dining hall does several variations on Rice Krispy treats, which so far have all been wonderful. I was a little apprehensive about today’s Froot Loops version, but it was another great idea. 10/10, would recommend.
#AdventuresInCereal #InterestingDesserts
#AdventuresInCereal #InterestingDesserts
January 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What I see in my head when I hear “tiny tots with their eyes all aglow”…
December 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
What I see in my head when I hear “tiny tots with their eyes all aglow”…
A selfie from a few years ago. An accurate depiction of my feelings for Christmas some years.
December 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
A selfie from a few years ago. An accurate depiction of my feelings for Christmas some years.