When will labubu answer for her crimes against mankind?

We used to be a real country. For example, being at a crowded baseball game in the early aughts while that zombie nation song pulsed through the stadium as the away team did a pitching change in the later innings. Now we have robots that do sex crimes.

Tough to find reasons for optimism in the USA these days but I did see a group of teens playing bball on the 8’ hoop at the local school, taking breaks to house a big bottle of martinellis grape sparkling cider. Uplifting.

I simply do not respect anyone who uses more than a couple puns a year.

For the Bagel Chip to realize full divinity it must first bathe in the seasonings of its Chex Mix brethren

Brings me no joy to say, but the “BK have it your way” jingle commercial has officially lost the juice. Great run, go have a seat next to the Sonic guys, Real Men of Genius, and the GEICO Cavemen.

Rich Amaral

A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich but it’s about one of those guys who paints his face and wears a hardhat to a New York Jets game

Geodesic dome ELITE architectural form

yes a single four loko would likely put any victorian-era person's ass in the jackpot, but otoh a mere few hours without electricity has unraveled my entire life.

Complaining that the Deep State has hijacked my conspiracy/misinformation website because *the Onion* purchased it in a bankruptcy auction after my dogged love for defaming parents who tragically lost their small children led to more than $1 billion in defamation judgments.

Not a proponent of the prison industrial complex but we need a more forceful plan for the people who make Facebook reels. Unironically telling me I can “increase” my “aura” as a bball player by *making a layup* is a clear statement that someone does not wish to be a part of a healthy society.