Kellan Byrne
@kellanb.bsky.social
Always had the makings of a varsity athlete.
When will labubu answer for her crimes against mankind?
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When will labubu answer for her crimes against mankind?
Bought multiple identical pairs of my preferred basketball shoe (2017 Nike hyperdunk).
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bought multiple identical pairs of my preferred basketball shoe (2017 Nike hyperdunk).
We used to be a real country. For example, being at a crowded baseball game in the early aughts while that zombie nation song pulsed through the stadium as the away team did a pitching change in the later innings. Now we have robots that do sex crimes.
April 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We used to be a real country. For example, being at a crowded baseball game in the early aughts while that zombie nation song pulsed through the stadium as the away team did a pitching change in the later innings. Now we have robots that do sex crimes.
The supermall is gorgeous this time of year.
April 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The supermall is gorgeous this time of year.
Tough to find reasons for optimism in the USA these days but I did see a group of teens playing bball on the 8’ hoop at the local school, taking breaks to house a big bottle of martinellis grape sparkling cider. Uplifting.
April 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tough to find reasons for optimism in the USA these days but I did see a group of teens playing bball on the 8’ hoop at the local school, taking breaks to house a big bottle of martinellis grape sparkling cider. Uplifting.
Vandy’s Shan Foster was my personal Lucifer.
March 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Vandy’s Shan Foster was my personal Lucifer.
Which coach do you think would be the best Geoguessr player? Struggling to think of one that could break 10k on the Daily Challenge
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Which coach do you think would be the best Geoguessr player? Struggling to think of one that could break 10k on the Daily Challenge
I simply do not respect anyone who uses more than a couple puns a year.
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I simply do not respect anyone who uses more than a couple puns a year.
For the Bagel Chip to realize full divinity it must first bathe in the seasonings of its Chex Mix brethren
January 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
For the Bagel Chip to realize full divinity it must first bathe in the seasonings of its Chex Mix brethren
Brings me no joy to say, but the “BK have it your way” jingle commercial has officially lost the juice. Great run, go have a seat next to the Sonic guys, Real Men of Genius, and the GEICO Cavemen.
January 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Brings me no joy to say, but the “BK have it your way” jingle commercial has officially lost the juice. Great run, go have a seat next to the Sonic guys, Real Men of Genius, and the GEICO Cavemen.
One time at Christmas dinner my dad confidently stated that if he could be any person from any time in history, he would be Burl Ives. Stunned the entire table for many seconds.
December 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
One time at Christmas dinner my dad confidently stated that if he could be any person from any time in history, he would be Burl Ives. Stunned the entire table for many seconds.
Got one half-ppr spot for Ladd, Waddle, or Thielen.
December 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Got one half-ppr spot for Ladd, Waddle, or Thielen.
Rich Amaral
Quote this tweet and name any MLB player. I'll come up with a unique statistic that lists only that guy and nobody else.
December 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Rich Amaral
2008 was a banner year for Trying Out Some Stuff. Tony Sparano muttering “this is not pro football” when first confronted with tape of the Wildcat, then deploying it repeatedly it to demolish the Patriots juggernaut shortly thereafter.
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 AM
2008 was a banner year for Trying Out Some Stuff. Tony Sparano muttering “this is not pro football” when first confronted with tape of the Wildcat, then deploying it repeatedly it to demolish the Patriots juggernaut shortly thereafter.
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich but it’s about one of those guys who paints his face and wears a hardhat to a New York Jets game
December 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich but it’s about one of those guys who paints his face and wears a hardhat to a New York Jets game
Geodesic dome ELITE architectural form
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Geodesic dome ELITE architectural form
yes a single four loko would likely put any victorian-era person's ass in the jackpot, but otoh a mere few hours without electricity has unraveled my entire life.
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
yes a single four loko would likely put any victorian-era person's ass in the jackpot, but otoh a mere few hours without electricity has unraveled my entire life.
Complaining that the Deep State has hijacked my conspiracy/misinformation website because *the Onion* purchased it in a bankruptcy auction after my dogged love for defaming parents who tragically lost their small children led to more than $1 billion in defamation judgments.
November 14, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Complaining that the Deep State has hijacked my conspiracy/misinformation website because *the Onion* purchased it in a bankruptcy auction after my dogged love for defaming parents who tragically lost their small children led to more than $1 billion in defamation judgments.
Not a proponent of the prison industrial complex but we need a more forceful plan for the people who make Facebook reels. Unironically telling me I can “increase” my “aura” as a bball player by *making a layup* is a clear statement that someone does not wish to be a part of a healthy society.
November 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Not a proponent of the prison industrial complex but we need a more forceful plan for the people who make Facebook reels. Unironically telling me I can “increase” my “aura” as a bball player by *making a layup* is a clear statement that someone does not wish to be a part of a healthy society.
Unironically considered and appreciated the draw of bird-watching as a hobby
June 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Unironically considered and appreciated the draw of bird-watching as a hobby
Sticking on rocks regardless of tide movements
December 13, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Sticking on rocks regardless of tide movements