Keli Collins
@kelicollins.bsky.social
Mom, sci-fi nerd, smartass. No MAGA.
So glad I stayed up last night to get this totally underwhelming pic. 😆
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So glad I stayed up last night to get this totally underwhelming pic. 😆
My daughter is on the autism spectrum. She is fully vaccinated and will continue to be. Vaccines did NOT cause her autism. I would rather have my beautiful, intelligent, empathetic daughter who sometimes gags at stickers in my life than have her become fatally ill from a preventable disease.
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My daughter is on the autism spectrum. She is fully vaccinated and will continue to be. Vaccines did NOT cause her autism. I would rather have my beautiful, intelligent, empathetic daughter who sometimes gags at stickers in my life than have her become fatally ill from a preventable disease.
Told my cat he was 'testicless' and my 13 year old laughed so hard she teared up. I'll be here all night, kiddo.
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Told my cat he was 'testicless' and my 13 year old laughed so hard she teared up. I'll be here all night, kiddo.
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Just read some Republican asshat in my state is trying to criminalize wearing masks in public, because, us immunocompromised people should be prosecuted? WTF?
January 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just read some Republican asshat in my state is trying to criminalize wearing masks in public, because, us immunocompromised people should be prosecuted? WTF?
Husband shamed me when I went to check the weather on Chrome. "Why don't you use the widget?" I like bitching about the ads, babe, it's my routine!
January 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Husband shamed me when I went to check the weather on Chrome. "Why don't you use the widget?" I like bitching about the ads, babe, it's my routine!
Dear Campbells Soup,
Please reduce the amount of sugar in your tomato soup. It's disgusting now.
Please reduce the amount of sugar in your tomato soup. It's disgusting now.
January 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dear Campbells Soup,
Please reduce the amount of sugar in your tomato soup. It's disgusting now.
Please reduce the amount of sugar in your tomato soup. It's disgusting now.
Torres: Captain, we have to separate Trump from Musk! Nobody likes transporter accident episodes!
Janeway: Starts typing on the console.
Chakotay: Captain!
Janeway: Juuust gonna beam this thing into space...
Tuvok: I am trying to find this illogical.
Janeway: Do it? Just did it.
Janeway: Starts typing on the console.
Chakotay: Captain!
Janeway: Juuust gonna beam this thing into space...
Tuvok: I am trying to find this illogical.
Janeway: Do it? Just did it.
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Torres: Captain, we have to separate Trump from Musk! Nobody likes transporter accident episodes!
Janeway: Starts typing on the console.
Chakotay: Captain!
Janeway: Juuust gonna beam this thing into space...
Tuvok: I am trying to find this illogical.
Janeway: Do it? Just did it.
Janeway: Starts typing on the console.
Chakotay: Captain!
Janeway: Juuust gonna beam this thing into space...
Tuvok: I am trying to find this illogical.
Janeway: Do it? Just did it.
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A system that can re-elect an insurrectionist faster than it can prosecute him is inherently fucked.
January 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A system that can re-elect an insurrectionist faster than it can prosecute him is inherently fucked.
Watching Deep Space Nine to prevent myself from watching Dexter. Too close to the end. Don't want it to end.
December 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Watching Deep Space Nine to prevent myself from watching Dexter. Too close to the end. Don't want it to end.
There are swarms of birds in my yard. Better get on out of here, guys, winter is coming.
December 29, 2024 at 8:13 PM
There are swarms of birds in my yard. Better get on out of here, guys, winter is coming.
I get a standing ovation every time I announce that tonights dinner is Mexican tater-tot casserole. I'd bow, but my back hurts.
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I get a standing ovation every time I announce that tonights dinner is Mexican tater-tot casserole. I'd bow, but my back hurts.
The Hunger Games, only it's Squid Game, and the contestants are the ultra-rich. If you lose, you have to work a minimum wage job with no health insurance for the rest of your life. The winner gets a Groupon for Sizzler
December 29, 2024 at 7:43 AM
The Hunger Games, only it's Squid Game, and the contestants are the ultra-rich. If you lose, you have to work a minimum wage job with no health insurance for the rest of your life. The winner gets a Groupon for Sizzler
It's always fun when a random virus makes your already present MS symptoms go into overdrive. Spent all of last night with stiff muscles and MS hugs. At least it happened while my kids are on break from school.
December 24, 2024 at 3:17 AM
It's always fun when a random virus makes your already present MS symptoms go into overdrive. Spent all of last night with stiff muscles and MS hugs. At least it happened while my kids are on break from school.
Lighting scented candles and apologizing to my husband for what the chili did to me. Damn the consequences of my own cooking! 😅
December 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Lighting scented candles and apologizing to my husband for what the chili did to me. Damn the consequences of my own cooking! 😅
Tonight, I went to my girls' Christmas concert. I was so proud of my youngest, who is on the spectrum, when she started bopping and pointing to the crowd when they sang "Merry Christmas to you!"
December 13, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Tonight, I went to my girls' Christmas concert. I was so proud of my youngest, who is on the spectrum, when she started bopping and pointing to the crowd when they sang "Merry Christmas to you!"
Just watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Christine Blundell did an amazing job! I was giddy the whole time with nostalgia!
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Just watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Christine Blundell did an amazing job! I was giddy the whole time with nostalgia!
It's shot night! Kesimpta is the best DMT I've had so far.
December 8, 2024 at 8:19 PM
It's shot night! Kesimpta is the best DMT I've had so far.
The best part of not being able to jump on the bandwagon way back when is I get to enjoy things for the first time. Tonight, it's Dexter.
December 8, 2024 at 1:43 AM
The best part of not being able to jump on the bandwagon way back when is I get to enjoy things for the first time. Tonight, it's Dexter.
Yes. The fallen leaves on my property may not look great every year, but they protect the butterflies, bunnies, fireflies, and toads. It provides fertilizer for my flower gardens. You get to enjoy these things in part because of my refusal to rake. You're welcome, neighbors.
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Yes. The fallen leaves on my property may not look great every year, but they protect the butterflies, bunnies, fireflies, and toads. It provides fertilizer for my flower gardens. You get to enjoy these things in part because of my refusal to rake. You're welcome, neighbors.
Jeff Bezos being delivered to a yacht in an Amazon box via drone for a wedding was the laugh I needed today! #InsideJob
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Jeff Bezos being delivered to a yacht in an Amazon box via drone for a wedding was the laugh I needed today! #InsideJob
So good, the universe gave us two.
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 AM
So good, the universe gave us two.
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Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
One of my fun little MS things is constantly mis-hearing stuff. It's embarrassing how long I tried to decipher the lyrics for the Battlestar Galactica intro theme before finally googling it. Yeah. I'm a dumbass. 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 AM
One of my fun little MS things is constantly mis-hearing stuff. It's embarrassing how long I tried to decipher the lyrics for the Battlestar Galactica intro theme before finally googling it. Yeah. I'm a dumbass. 🤣