Kelcey Swain
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Kelcey Swain
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Former composer and academic, doctor of noise. Now Cabinet Office data and ML/AI guy.
That is up there with the words "Competitive Socialising"
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A pub landlord from Yorkshire? T' Publican?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"No, that isn't right! Now where did I put the Eeev-il decorations?"
a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .
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November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
A smart teacher wouldn't punish a wrong answer. They would, if anything, give Sluggo the last thing he wants: more attention.
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
But couldn't you just install one of the many many mpc clients on your phone and connect it to your mpd? But totally agree ncmpcpp is the best.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I am for this, "last Thursday of the year" is predicable enough for anyone to work out. Plus it has the advantage of fixing that problem where you lose track of what day it is around Christmas.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Any relation? Well, I've got a mother.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The secret ingredient is crime.
a penguin wearing a red hat is holding a racket and waving .
ALT: a penguin wearing a red hat is holding a racket and waving .
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November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Feed sheep in at one end for an end to end process, like one of those bean to cup coffee machine
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I recently learned that St Pancras was Gilbert Scott's design for the Foreign Office, so I completely disagree. We could have had an entirely gothic Whitehall instead of white Portland Stone rectangles.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM