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Kelcey Swain
@kelceyswain.com
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Former composer and academic, doctor of noise. Now Cabinet Office data and ML/AI guy.
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"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
Battlestar Galactica Cylon Hybrid lying in a pool of cylony ooze.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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A pub landlord from Yorkshire? T' Publican?
A 1950s publican serving a pint of Tetley's bitter in black and white.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Any relation? Well, I've got a mother.
Adrian Edmondson as Eddie Hitler from Bottom.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Finally, my kinda mix!
A Spotify playlist of Techno Throat Singing
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Tuxedo cat in a bean bag
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Jake would like you all to know that his brother is a big show off. #caturday
Tuxedo cat
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Have a bonus #caturday video
October 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Happy #caturday
An upside down fluffy ginger cat.
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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And again but more limbs flailing
October 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The same cat sleeping but closer up
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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#caturday
A fluffy ginger cat sleeping on a cat tree.
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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#BlueskyArtShow #TheRoad
A road in Scotland, barely more than two tyre tracks through the paat and heather.
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I am done, Duolingo got too agressive
A clearly broken 3714 day streak on Duolingo.
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Thanks Olympia, Tholympia.
The side of Olympia London with the words Olympia 1929 written on it.
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I suppose I should have gone with something more appropriately metaphorical like this:
The scene from Only Fools and Horses when Del Boy falls through the bar, and Trigger pulls a face.
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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What a week, huh?
Captain Haddock saying "What a week, huh?", Tintin replies "Captain, it's Wednesday"
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I took this photo of my son climbing Bryn Celli Ddu, chasing a friend of mine like a lion stalking prey.
A child climbing Bryn Celli Ddu behind a woman who is stood at the top. Black and white photo.
September 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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IT IS AUGUST, MORRISONS!!!!!
A display stand selling Cadbury's advent calendars in Morrison's
August 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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ALAN
A hyper-dramatic 1970s-style sci-fi horror movie poster parody titled “ALAN,” inspired by the iconic Ridley Scott film “ALIEN.” The design is dark, minimalist, and cinematic: a vast black void of space with a mysterious green glow illuminating a cracked eggshell — but instead of an alien creature, Alan Whicker’s calm, bespectacled face is emerging from the shadows with a surreal, ominous expression. The tagline, in small retro font at the top, reads: “In space, no one can hear you Whicker.” The poster has a grainy, vintage texture, eerie green lighting, and bold block lettering for the title “ALAN” at the bottom.
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Oooh, I encountered the president of the Lib Dems in the wild! Hello @markpackuk.bsky.social and thank you for the review of Morozov's book!
Mark Pack, President of the Liberal Democrats, leaving a review on Amazon for the book To Save Everything, Click Here
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
August 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM