Kelzone
@kelcea.bsky.social
Bravo Addict, World Traveler, Professional Judgey Bitch
The worst part of the third trimester: the pain. Like wow. I didn’t know what would hurt, I thought it would be my back, nope. Jokes on me. Baby girl is like 100% weighing down on my pelvis.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The worst part of the third trimester: the pain. Like wow. I didn’t know what would hurt, I thought it would be my back, nope. Jokes on me. Baby girl is like 100% weighing down on my pelvis.
After finally catching up, I can honestly say the Team Conrad people are actually just like avoidant attachment yearners. Not saying Jeremiah is perfect but at least he’s unapologetically himself.
August 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
After finally catching up, I can honestly say the Team Conrad people are actually just like avoidant attachment yearners. Not saying Jeremiah is perfect but at least he’s unapologetically himself.
Why am I told to show up to an appointment 20 minutes early only for my doctor to be 20 minutes late. I just wasted 40 of my own minutes…. And counting.
March 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why am I told to show up to an appointment 20 minutes early only for my doctor to be 20 minutes late. I just wasted 40 of my own minutes…. And counting.
I went to Trader Joe’s today specifically to get one of their mini sheet cakes, I don’t regret the other 108$ I spent in the least.
February 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I went to Trader Joe’s today specifically to get one of their mini sheet cakes, I don’t regret the other 108$ I spent in the least.
Had the most subpar oatmeal for breakfast and toughed it out but now I’m starving with no food in sight
February 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Had the most subpar oatmeal for breakfast and toughed it out but now I’m starving with no food in sight
Literally Tom Sandoval is the worst but jeez he’s unintentionally hilarious on Traitors
February 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Literally Tom Sandoval is the worst but jeez he’s unintentionally hilarious on Traitors
I literally could write a dissertation on how the restaurant industry thrives because they know we are all fools in love.
There are bigger problems in the world but it drives me mildly crazy how the sandwich place down the street has a chicken sandwich for $9.99 and a spicy chicken sandwich for $11.99 which is identical except for some pepper in the breading. These people think we’re fools
February 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I literally could write a dissertation on how the restaurant industry thrives because they know we are all fools in love.
This morning on the Red Line: a disgruntled crazy person talking to himself about the conspiracy that the red line is bad because “they” want to shut it down.
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This morning on the Red Line: a disgruntled crazy person talking to himself about the conspiracy that the red line is bad because “they” want to shut it down.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
My husband asked me about the day, i gave him a 10 minute play by play that started with the phrase “gulf of America” ending in “a fucking moron”
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My husband asked me about the day, i gave him a 10 minute play by play that started with the phrase “gulf of America” ending in “a fucking moron”
Truly, there is nothing worse than being caught up on all your shows.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Truly, there is nothing worse than being caught up on all your shows.
Isn’t this just state sponsored media?
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Isn’t this just state sponsored media?
I deleted the TikTok app this morning. I feel freer. So free, I might just go out and cure cancer. As the app was what was holding me back.
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I deleted the TikTok app this morning. I feel freer. So free, I might just go out and cure cancer. As the app was what was holding me back.
The Lisa lunch was iconic- there I said it.
January 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Lisa lunch was iconic- there I said it.
Heather really doing the most with this “game” #rhoslc
a sign that says " shall we play a game "
ALT: a sign that says " shall we play a game "
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Heather really doing the most with this “game” #rhoslc
Honestly if tiktok goes away I will be grateful. I’m not strong enough to delete it on my own. The addiction is real and I need to be forced to quit.
January 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Honestly if tiktok goes away I will be grateful. I’m not strong enough to delete it on my own. The addiction is real and I need to be forced to quit.
Honestly this is the news that 2025 needed.
Days after “The Hills” alums Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt lost their home in the Palisades Fire, Montag’s followers are showing up to support her by streaming her music.
Heidi Montag’s music tops iTunes charts after ‘Hills’ alum loses home in LA wildfire | CNN
Days after “The Hills” alums Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt lost their home in the Palisades Fire that has burned through Los Angeles since last week, Montag’s followers are showing up to support her ...
cnn.it
January 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Honestly this is the news that 2025 needed.
Alright I took a week away from the Real Housewives (because I was visiting my MIL and she doesn’t get real housewives) wow it was a week. The SLC sprinter bus meltdown straight into ATV fun and Meredith thinking Britani bugged her room? Iconic.
January 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Alright I took a week away from the Real Housewives (because I was visiting my MIL and she doesn’t get real housewives) wow it was a week. The SLC sprinter bus meltdown straight into ATV fun and Meredith thinking Britani bugged her room? Iconic.
Now we are watching Survivor S2, and my mother in law is riveted.
January 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now we are watching Survivor S2, and my mother in law is riveted.
Alright, I’m late to the game but shot Giggly Squad is great. I’m not shocked. I’ve loved Paige on SH and SC forever but damn girl
January 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Alright, I’m late to the game but shot Giggly Squad is great. I’m not shocked. I’ve loved Paige on SH and SC forever but damn girl
These guests on Below Deck don’t like aperol spritz. It would take everything in my power to serve her the rest of the meal.
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
These guests on Below Deck don’t like aperol spritz. It would take everything in my power to serve her the rest of the meal.
I’m convinced that some guest on BDSY think “how ridiculous and bougie can my requests be?”
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I’m convinced that some guest on BDSY think “how ridiculous and bougie can my requests be?”
You know what happens when Bravo doesn’t have new shows in a week? I cut my own bangs. I blame you Andy.
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
You know what happens when Bravo doesn’t have new shows in a week? I cut my own bangs. I blame you Andy.