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Sailors Know Rum Keeps The Cold Out.

A Tiki Cocktail making, Running, Sailing, Skiing, Music Performing Siberian Husky working as a Union Stagehand and Sound Engineer living outside of Annapolis, MD
*cut shot* they did.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If I get bugged for surveys more then once it’s full cannons this is how much you suck gloves off review of everything that’s not perfect.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The insurance industry is probably the biggest carrot/stick you can get. Like, you took an evasive driving course here’s a $20/mo discount. You haven’t taken your 10 year written test add $20/mo. In the US driving is basically required to live so you can’t really take away a license without a crime.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It would be nice if we retested driving. So many people forget the basics out there.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s a flourless cake.

It could be a pie but only if the crumb crust completely covers the bottom and sides of the baking dish.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Holy crap. Couldn’t breathe for a second there. That’s too good.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Those are some quality song lyrics right there.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And before my parents knew how to look up my browser history.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh I love the “there’s too many people at *my* convention” complaints. I wonder what % that complained are able to go this year with size limiting.
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Holy heck Batman. We planned on skipping it this year anyway but that’s crazy.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Check with the front of house manager. Maybe they have a stroller you can borrow.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🤮
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Y’all need to go to brunch.
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
White paws + Rennfest = sad.
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Nah man. Make that shit the size of the whole griddle.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s so hard to keep it in one piece. Bet it was still tasty. I’ve considered importing the special giant spatula a few times.
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Teens walking in the mall wearing pretend again diapers and tshirts with cute animals from hot topic sounds like a prompt for one of your stories.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Holy shit. Love this!
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM