Kelly Kemp
@keladrial.bsky.social
Baby, I’m a democratic confederalist
Bude, Cornwall
Bude, Cornwall
February 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Someone somewhere is already writing a screenplay…
Share of €500,000 jackpot offered to men who bought scratchcard with stolen credit card
Share of €500,000 jackpot offered to men who bought scratchcard with stolen credit card
Winnings as yet unclaimed by thieves in Toulouse who bought scratchcard amid legal debate over who gets payout
Two homeless men who bought a winning lottery scratchcard with a stolen credit card have been offered a potentially lifechanging deal by their…
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Someone somewhere is already writing a screenplay…
Dream line up. Obsessed with all the old vehicles in Morocco and a testament to building things that last!!!
February 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Dream line up. Obsessed with all the old vehicles in Morocco and a testament to building things that last!!!
February 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My mum just text me in a panic to ask if I was Team Kendrick or Team Drake. It’s a challenging time to be the parent of a millenial.
February 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My mum just text me in a panic to ask if I was Team Kendrick or Team Drake. It’s a challenging time to be the parent of a millenial.
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Magical Cornish moments in January: went to Padstow and there were no tourists (it’s normally unbearable), the harbour bridge came up and there was a starfish on it, the old fisher guy told us last month there had been an octopus. Drank a pint of local beer, ate a pie.
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Magical Cornish moments in January: went to Padstow and there were no tourists (it’s normally unbearable), the harbour bridge came up and there was a starfish on it, the old fisher guy told us last month there had been an octopus. Drank a pint of local beer, ate a pie.
Watched Cocaine Bear last night - didn’t hate it.
an ambulance with the word ambulance on the side of it
ALT: an ambulance with the word ambulance on the side of it
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Watched Cocaine Bear last night - didn’t hate it.
Only in Cornwall can you buy a pasty and then get immediately harassed by a chicken.
January 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Only in Cornwall can you buy a pasty and then get immediately harassed by a chicken.
The amount of pasta I can eat when I’m hormonal is truly terrifying.
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The amount of pasta I can eat when I’m hormonal is truly terrifying.
Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens.
Yes that is the neighbour’s cat, and yes I do have a problem.
Yes that is the neighbour’s cat, and yes I do have a problem.
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens.
Yes that is the neighbour’s cat, and yes I do have a problem.
Yes that is the neighbour’s cat, and yes I do have a problem.
Come on, surely this is EVERYONE’S favourite film of 1992!
January 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Come on, surely this is EVERYONE’S favourite film of 1992!
*instantly triggers daydream about the House of Lords being built over a giant shit pit*
The Latrine Fall of 1184 was a disaster in Germany where a large group of noblemen gathered in a room above a latrine pit to discuss the distribution of power in the Holy Roman Empire. The floor caved in, causing up to a hundred of them to fall in and drown in liquid excrement.
January 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*instantly triggers daydream about the House of Lords being built over a giant shit pit*
Just got Hiroshima, Mon Amour on DVD. Am I emotionally ready for this?
a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is talking to the man .
ALT: a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is talking to the man .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just got Hiroshima, Mon Amour on DVD. Am I emotionally ready for this?
The neighbour’s cat knows what’s up. My office is the place to be!
January 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The neighbour’s cat knows what’s up. My office is the place to be!
Trying to be brave against the onslaught of ads telling me I need to go ‘ghost-mode’ and do ten workouts a day for January. Respectfully, go piss up a rope.
January 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Trying to be brave against the onslaught of ads telling me I need to go ‘ghost-mode’ and do ten workouts a day for January. Respectfully, go piss up a rope.
New Year’s Day boulder before going home to play Cyberpunk is my 2025 taster session!
January 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
New Year’s Day boulder before going home to play Cyberpunk is my 2025 taster session!
I love New Year’s Day so spending tonight smugly sober after getting too drunk last year. Bonus is I’ll be the only person not drink driving in the whole of Cornwall….
December 31, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I love New Year’s Day so spending tonight smugly sober after getting too drunk last year. Bonus is I’ll be the only person not drink driving in the whole of Cornwall….
Bottomless brunch is only drinks and not food - they are doing it all wrong! I need Kaonashi themed brunch.
a cartoon of a bear with no face sitting at a table with a lot of food .
ALT: a cartoon of a bear with no face sitting at a table with a lot of food .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Bottomless brunch is only drinks and not food - they are doing it all wrong! I need Kaonashi themed brunch.
I’m going to my first bottomless brunch tomorrow. If I don’t post on here again, I likely overdosed on espresso martinis or married a footballer.
December 27, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I’m going to my first bottomless brunch tomorrow. If I don’t post on here again, I likely overdosed on espresso martinis or married a footballer.
Reposted by Kelly Kemp
1) Mogwai
2) Idlewild
3) Chvrches
4) Belle & Sebastian
5) Bis
2) Idlewild
3) Chvrches
4) Belle & Sebastian
5) Bis
December 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
1) Mogwai
2) Idlewild
3) Chvrches
4) Belle & Sebastian
5) Bis
2) Idlewild
3) Chvrches
4) Belle & Sebastian
5) Bis
Improve a movie with the word ‘fuck’:
A Good Day to Fuck Hard
I’ll see myself out…
A Good Day to Fuck Hard
I’ll see myself out…
Improve a movie with “fuck”
Carry On Fuck that Camel.
Carry On Fuck that Camel.
Improve a movie with “fuck”
The Fuck Falcon
The Fuck Falcon
December 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Improve a movie with the word ‘fuck’:
A Good Day to Fuck Hard
I’ll see myself out…
A Good Day to Fuck Hard
I’ll see myself out…
A Xmas Eve #promotesky to say hello to the big, wide world!
💚 surfing
💚 bouldering
💚 Cornwall
💚 Rojava
💚 Wong Kar-Wai
💚 Stardew Valley
💚 guitar / singer
💚 sandwiches
💚 birds / cats / donkeys
💚 sci-fi / fantasy
💚 pints
💚 co-operatives
💚 community
❌ capitalism
❌ restaurant critics
❌ cinnamon
💚 surfing
💚 bouldering
💚 Cornwall
💚 Rojava
💚 Wong Kar-Wai
💚 Stardew Valley
💚 guitar / singer
💚 sandwiches
💚 birds / cats / donkeys
💚 sci-fi / fantasy
💚 pints
💚 co-operatives
💚 community
❌ capitalism
❌ restaurant critics
❌ cinnamon
December 24, 2024 at 8:33 AM
A Xmas Eve #promotesky to say hello to the big, wide world!
💚 surfing
💚 bouldering
💚 Cornwall
💚 Rojava
💚 Wong Kar-Wai
💚 Stardew Valley
💚 guitar / singer
💚 sandwiches
💚 birds / cats / donkeys
💚 sci-fi / fantasy
💚 pints
💚 co-operatives
💚 community
❌ capitalism
❌ restaurant critics
❌ cinnamon
💚 surfing
💚 bouldering
💚 Cornwall
💚 Rojava
💚 Wong Kar-Wai
💚 Stardew Valley
💚 guitar / singer
💚 sandwiches
💚 birds / cats / donkeys
💚 sci-fi / fantasy
💚 pints
💚 co-operatives
💚 community
❌ capitalism
❌ restaurant critics
❌ cinnamon