kek9
@kek9.bsky.social
I have a PhD in gay ass philosophy and quotations
I don't have the rude warning feature but I'm praying to God atleast one of these wretched posts have it or I'm not doing my job
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I don't have the rude warning feature but I'm praying to God atleast one of these wretched posts have it or I'm not doing my job
im not tryna hate on timothee chalamet or nothing but sometimes people give off a vibe where they know esoteric ball knowledge but it gives off performative but i wouldnt bet on it so i stew in my thoughts of suspicion like i could be wrong and i prolly am but there is that nonzero chance
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
im not tryna hate on timothee chalamet or nothing but sometimes people give off a vibe where they know esoteric ball knowledge but it gives off performative but i wouldnt bet on it so i stew in my thoughts of suspicion like i could be wrong and i prolly am but there is that nonzero chance
in 2026, we've evolved from gooning, we beating that shit. excruciatingly brutal violence on your meat. fuck up your entire dopamine system on products being continually generated by a data center trapping a suffering beast of artificial intelligence
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
in 2026, we've evolved from gooning, we beating that shit. excruciatingly brutal violence on your meat. fuck up your entire dopamine system on products being continually generated by a data center trapping a suffering beast of artificial intelligence
you call it kung fu fighting? I just call it well... fighting! I'm just more cultured than you.
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
you call it kung fu fighting? I just call it well... fighting! I'm just more cultured than you.
when the pussy stinky af but you gotta be nice and go hoooowheeeee thats a doogie before diving in
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
when the pussy stinky af but you gotta be nice and go hoooowheeeee thats a doogie before diving in
skinny bitches be tripping because they greatest enemy is being captured by passing pollen particles
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
skinny bitches be tripping because they greatest enemy is being captured by passing pollen particles
sometimes you gotta wake up at 4 am and smell the roses in the air, and think to yourself why the roses smell chinese this time of the month
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
sometimes you gotta wake up at 4 am and smell the roses in the air, and think to yourself why the roses smell chinese this time of the month
thank you ishowspeed for their africa streams so i can more accurately accentuate african accents
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
thank you ishowspeed for their africa streams so i can more accurately accentuate african accents
DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT jerky for kirky!
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT jerky for kirky!
new year, new me. lets jerky for kirky.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
new year, new me. lets jerky for kirky.
it's being called the potential app
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it's being called the potential app
the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl
what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?
going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century
it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"
imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart
if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock
if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay
accidental bronson but what if it was chinese
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
accidental bronson but what if it was chinese
bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy
Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so
Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!
Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling
I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?