kek9
@kek9.bsky.social
I have a PhD in gay ass philosophy and quotations
when the pussy stinky af but you gotta be nice and go hoooowheeeee thats a doogie before diving in
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
when the pussy stinky af but you gotta be nice and go hoooowheeeee thats a doogie before diving in
skinny bitches be tripping because they greatest enemy is being captured by passing pollen particles
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
skinny bitches be tripping because they greatest enemy is being captured by passing pollen particles
sometimes you gotta wake up at 4 am and smell the roses in the air, and think to yourself why the roses smell chinese this time of the month
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
sometimes you gotta wake up at 4 am and smell the roses in the air, and think to yourself why the roses smell chinese this time of the month
thank you ishowspeed for their africa streams so i can more accurately accentuate african accents
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
thank you ishowspeed for their africa streams so i can more accurately accentuate african accents
DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT jerky for kirky!
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT jerky for kirky!
new year, new me. lets jerky for kirky.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
new year, new me. lets jerky for kirky.
it's being called the potential app
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it's being called the potential app
the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl
what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?
going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century
it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"
imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart
if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock
if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay
accidental bronson but what if it was chinese
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
accidental bronson but what if it was chinese
bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy
Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so
Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!
Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling
I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?
I think this would be a pretty funny 9/11 if nothing happens
September 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think this would be a pretty funny 9/11 if nothing happens
I don't think ts was real I think it was ai imo
September 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't think ts was real I think it was ai imo
this place a different universe. there is no woke here only lib.
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this place a different universe. there is no woke here only lib.
when the save feature appeared on this app I sensed and feared the powerful goonery that has arrived
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
when the save feature appeared on this app I sensed and feared the powerful goonery that has arrived