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What a time to be alive!
You know, if you made it past the age of 5, that is.
You know, if you made it past the age of 5, that is.
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What a time to be alive!
You know, if you made it past the age of 5, that is.
You know, if you made it past the age of 5, that is.
It's why MAGA influencers and communicators are so adept at simple slogans...
Simple is all that MAGA can handle
Simple is all that MAGA can handle
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It's why MAGA influencers and communicators are so adept at simple slogans...
Simple is all that MAGA can handle
Simple is all that MAGA can handle
Their swag bag should probably include latex dental dams.
January 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Their swag bag should probably include latex dental dams.
Someday, that worthless sack of shit Greg Gutfeld is going to be identified as the DEI hire at Fox News that he obviously was: We need another cishet, middle-aged white man to play the role of the know-nothing dipshit, to run his mouth like an imbecile.
Do we know anyone like that, fellas?
Do we know anyone like that, fellas?
January 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Someday, that worthless sack of shit Greg Gutfeld is going to be identified as the DEI hire at Fox News that he obviously was: We need another cishet, middle-aged white man to play the role of the know-nothing dipshit, to run his mouth like an imbecile.
Do we know anyone like that, fellas?
Do we know anyone like that, fellas?
Some things are just preordained...They're simply written in the stars, ya know.
a man in a black jacket is sitting at a table with a tree in the background .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is sitting at a table with a tree in the background .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some things are just preordained...They're simply written in the stars, ya know.
Well, the bread I just fed that pigeon had crushed up Ambien in it, so it won't be strutting much longer. 🤪🤣
a man wearing a black taylormade shirt is standing in a bar
ALT: a man wearing a black taylormade shirt is standing in a bar
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well, the bread I just fed that pigeon had crushed up Ambien in it, so it won't be strutting much longer. 🤪🤣
Hey, Virginia's Blue! Bluer than Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania. Harris won Virginia by 5.5 points.
We're coming too.
We're coming too.
January 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey, Virginia's Blue! Bluer than Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania. Harris won Virginia by 5.5 points.
We're coming too.
We're coming too.
I'm gonna shit on Trump's name come Jan. 20th (and every day after) as much as I shit on it now. If you wanna go kiss his ring and suck his toes, you go right ahead, chase your bliss. But if you should get some dookie on you while your bowing and scraping, don't say you weren't warned.
January 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I'm gonna shit on Trump's name come Jan. 20th (and every day after) as much as I shit on it now. If you wanna go kiss his ring and suck his toes, you go right ahead, chase your bliss. But if you should get some dookie on you while your bowing and scraping, don't say you weren't warned.