February 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
And God, what...bumped them to voicemail?
February 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saturday's feeling a little...

Dark...
January 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why yes, I can...

One looks like a soulless, empty-eyed psychopath with a cooler full of animal corpses hidden away somewhere.

The other is wearing glasses and a hat.
January 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bishop Budde and I my not agree on the topic of God, but I have naught but crazy respect and admiration for her courage in calling out that human-shaped bag of bile sitting in the Oval Office for being the craven, vindictive brat he is.
I'm always happy to see anyone slap him down.
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
January 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
When my gf's got that itch between her shoulder blades she can't quite reach, so I reach out and scratch it, hitting the spot perfectly...
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Grab a hold of something and grit your teeth, cuz the strap-on is going in dry.
December 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
When my family poses for a holiday picture, we're holding beers and drinks, not weapons of war.

I don't believe your god, but if I could say just one thing to any true believers, it would be this; according to the doctrines of your faith, these subhuman chuds are headed straight to Hell.
December 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I swear, the Trumps would craft little chotchkies made of lumps of dogshit, with their faces etched into them, if they thought people would buy it.
They would sell literal pieces of shit with their faces on it if it turned a buck.
December 19, 2024 at 10:31 AM
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
So I'm told that posting pictures of boobs will help promote more sales of my novels

Well, here's a couple of boobs for ya, links to my books are in my pinned comment
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Well played, Mr. Dahmer...well played...
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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