Keith A. Spencer
@keithspencer.bsky.social
Author, editor, critic; bylines include WaPo, SFGate, Jacobin, Al-Jazeera. erstwhiles: senior editor Salon, editor-in-chief of The Bold Italic
Need a leftist with a fake resume to apply to this and destroy them from the inside
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Need a leftist with a fake resume to apply to this and destroy them from the inside
This quote too
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This quote too
Incredible editor’s note in this Wired story profiling Cybertruck owners
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Incredible editor’s note in this Wired story profiling Cybertruck owners
Ladies, have you ever had such a crush on a guy that you willed your skin to him so that it could be bound into his book???
September 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ladies, have you ever had such a crush on a guy that you willed your skin to him so that it could be bound into his book???
Wow I didn’t know William Makepeace Thackeray was still tweaking the Vanity Fair manuscript 175 years after its release
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wow I didn’t know William Makepeace Thackeray was still tweaking the Vanity Fair manuscript 175 years after its release
Can’t believe the Simpsons predicted Trump’s flag burning ban back in the 1990s
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can’t believe the Simpsons predicted Trump’s flag burning ban back in the 1990s
Zuck once again displays his incredible talent for understanding human behavior! We humans spend much of our days fretting that we're not "unlocking [enough] value."
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Zuck once again displays his incredible talent for understanding human behavior! We humans spend much of our days fretting that we're not "unlocking [enough] value."
If you've ever wondered if the United States is a dictatorship of capital, currently the government is asking a drugmaker to stop selling a drug that kills people and the capitalists are just saying "nah"
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If you've ever wondered if the United States is a dictatorship of capital, currently the government is asking a drugmaker to stop selling a drug that kills people and the capitalists are just saying "nah"
The Father (the alien)
The Son (the xenomorph in its mouth)
The Holy Spirit (the alien spores that infect everyone who breathes them)
The Son (the xenomorph in its mouth)
The Holy Spirit (the alien spores that infect everyone who breathes them)
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Father (the alien)
The Son (the xenomorph in its mouth)
The Holy Spirit (the alien spores that infect everyone who breathes them)
The Son (the xenomorph in its mouth)
The Holy Spirit (the alien spores that infect everyone who breathes them)
Remember during the George W. Bush administration when this bumper sticker was on every blue state Volvo?
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Remember during the George W. Bush administration when this bumper sticker was on every blue state Volvo?
I love how incongruous these phishing texts are. Texas is fining me for a ticket I got in Maryland for breaking Illinois law, apparently
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I love how incongruous these phishing texts are. Texas is fining me for a ticket I got in Maryland for breaking Illinois law, apparently
Zuckerberg became a billionaire at such a young age that he never had a real, adult "friend." When you attain that kind of wealth, all your relationships become transactional and/or sycophantic. The last person you'd trust to pontificate about human relationships.
May 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Zuckerberg became a billionaire at such a young age that he never had a real, adult "friend." When you attain that kind of wealth, all your relationships become transactional and/or sycophantic. The last person you'd trust to pontificate about human relationships.
Every movie should be required by law to have this commentary track tbh
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every movie should be required by law to have this commentary track tbh
Every time I see the tennis court-size plant wall at the oakland airport, I think, I need to replace my house’s walls with this
March 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Every time I see the tennis court-size plant wall at the oakland airport, I think, I need to replace my house’s walls with this
Does any flag go harder than Mozambique's? A machine gun, a hoe and a book, superimposed on a socialist motif
March 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Does any flag go harder than Mozambique's? A machine gun, a hoe and a book, superimposed on a socialist motif
Midwestern strippers on Reddit are collating stories of seeing the assassinated United Healthcare CEO at their clubs 👀
February 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Midwestern strippers on Reddit are collating stories of seeing the assassinated United Healthcare CEO at their clubs 👀
Okay actually this one's pretty good too if you read the designer's explanation
January 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Okay actually this one's pretty good too if you read the designer's explanation
My favorite submission for the Illinois state flag redesign contest... "The brown stripe on this flag represents the 'Dave Matthews Band incident.'"
January 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My favorite submission for the Illinois state flag redesign contest... "The brown stripe on this flag represents the 'Dave Matthews Band incident.'"
(Me watching the cartel guy cook fentanyl on the stove) noooo bro don’t use the black plastic utensil to stir, those are toxic
December 30, 2024 at 6:50 AM
(Me watching the cartel guy cook fentanyl on the stove) noooo bro don’t use the black plastic utensil to stir, those are toxic
There are now no TGI Friday’s in all of NYC. We used to be a real city 😔
December 21, 2024 at 5:59 AM
There are now no TGI Friday’s in all of NYC. We used to be a real city 😔
I always found this “memorial” for the tucson shooting slightly unsavory. “Grief—brought to you by SAFEWAY®”
November 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I always found this “memorial” for the tucson shooting slightly unsavory. “Grief—brought to you by SAFEWAY®”
Ok I’ve heard of magazines pre-writing obits but clearly SOMEONE is prewriting these dirty chain texts. This copypasta hit my phone INSTANTLY after Kissinger died
November 30, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Ok I’ve heard of magazines pre-writing obits but clearly SOMEONE is prewriting these dirty chain texts. This copypasta hit my phone INSTANTLY after Kissinger died
Why does this gourd look like a cow tool
September 23, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Why does this gourd look like a cow tool