Keith Schnakenberg
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Keith Schnakenberg
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Political economy, game theory, nonsense

https://sites.wustl.edu/keschnak/
If Chet Holmgren was a foot shorter he'd work at REI I think
May 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not me
May 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
On top of everything else Tottenham has a trophy now. When will this darkness cease?
May 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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hell yeah brother
May 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Watching an infinite number of Northwestern women’s lacrosse victories on our recursive video board
May 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bet they knew who the pope was gonna be in the first five minutes but they’re in there debating how many of them they’d need to take out one silverback gorilla
May 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Please don’t
May 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think it’s time to consider the possibility that he’s being haunted by a spooky girl with a shitload of dolls
Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."
May 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I read the computer science column that everyone is mad about and I don’t agree with all of it but don’t necessarily see why everyone is mad
May 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I could defeat a gorilla with only 5 people if I get to pick the people
April 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
April 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
bunch of dweebs
The Federalist is coming for your artistic nudes. By which I mean the ones in museums.

"A number of Christian men I’ve known have expressed discomfort at viewing nudity in high art... these are honest men who care about honoring God and womanhood.
April 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is like investing in Skype
April 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just think of a few more names before you settle on this one
April 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I’d never heard of autism when I was a kid” right you had basically no education yet
April 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Does LeBron have a few more good seasons in him or is he ready to be pope?
April 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM