The roadshow could visit Methven - it's a place near Perth.

Fair.

I once heard someone call statutory neighbour notifications for planning applications "woke", and he meant it.

Emails from a company you possibly bought some socks from a few years ago that say "We've missed you!"

"We didn't have smartphones in our day."

Yeah, but you have one now and you're using it for *this*?

Imagine sitting next to someone who talks like that on the last bus home. Fuck.

"It should be about the music, not this woke shite" is in fact a statement that actively and intentionally dismisses the music and does not centre it. It is not an argument based on the qualities of 'In Limerence', it is a kneejerk reaction to a photo of Jacob in a dress appearing on someone's feed.