Keith Foster
@keithrfoster.bsky.social
Music, books, film, theatre, art, cycling, travel, football (Motherwell, Tranmere Rovers) and NBA. Planning Technician.
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They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
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can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
So much for 'Every Lidl Helps'.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So much for 'Every Lidl Helps'.
Oh, so you've read all the Epstein emails but you still haven't replied to my text?
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Oh, so you've read all the Epstein emails but you still haven't replied to my text?
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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look I know this is not the most important issue but why can none of these people even write a one-line email without coming across as borderline illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
look I know this is not the most important issue but why can none of these people even write a one-line email without coming across as borderline illiterate
Anyway, I'm seeing both The Producers and Inside No 9: Stage Fright in the space of seven days later this month so I'm happy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anyway, I'm seeing both The Producers and Inside No 9: Stage Fright in the space of seven days later this month so I'm happy.
Someone once tried the "But what about Bill Clinton?" line on me, like I, a non American in Scotland, would have any reason or desire to protect him.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Someone once tried the "But what about Bill Clinton?" line on me, like I, a non American in Scotland, would have any reason or desire to protect him.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
People talk about how social media affects the young but we've all seen Facebook profiles of men in their 40s and 50s with quotes from A T*te, some 'loyal but dangerous' shite, and 'top fan' status for repeatedly saying "go woke go broke" on JD Sports ads. These people aren't normal.
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
People talk about how social media affects the young but we've all seen Facebook profiles of men in their 40s and 50s with quotes from A T*te, some 'loyal but dangerous' shite, and 'top fan' status for repeatedly saying "go woke go broke" on JD Sports ads. These people aren't normal.
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Not a foot wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Not a foot wrong.
Some fragile Facebook dads are taking the news that Jacob Alon (whose album is fucking great btw) has won the BBC Introducing Artist of the Year award as well as you might expect them to.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Some fragile Facebook dads are taking the news that Jacob Alon (whose album is fucking great btw) has won the BBC Introducing Artist of the Year award as well as you might expect them to.
I think by now we have collectively agreed to call him whatever names we want.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I think by now we have collectively agreed to call him whatever names we want.
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Absolutely wonderful TV, beautifully sweet without ever veering into twee and very funny. Watching this series will greatly improve your life.
I adored the Leonard and Hungry Paul novel and was nervous the TV adaptation wouldn't do it justice. I needn't have been.
Just wonderful 😍
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Just wonderful 😍
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Leonard and Hungry Paul
Quiet lives, big hearts. A gentle, meandering tale of friendship, board games and finding your way in the world. Starring Alex Lawther, Laurie Kynaston and Jamie-Lee O’Donnell.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Absolutely wonderful TV, beautifully sweet without ever veering into twee and very funny. Watching this series will greatly improve your life.
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In case of an emergency…. Grab 3 friends and sing Bohemian Rhapsody
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In case of an emergency…. Grab 3 friends and sing Bohemian Rhapsody
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Live, Laugh, President
“The Oval Office” is now painted in gold script on the outside of the Oval Office at the White House.
Maybe in case Trump forgets where he is?
(Pic via kaitlancollins on X)
Maybe in case Trump forgets where he is?
(Pic via kaitlancollins on X)
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Live, Laugh, President
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I'm just reading the news and hang on, there's a NEW York?
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I'm just reading the news and hang on, there's a NEW York?
A lot of Facebook wrong uns are very angry this morning about a version of London that only exists in their heads.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
A lot of Facebook wrong uns are very angry this morning about a version of London that only exists in their heads.
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32 years ago today, Homer got his arms trapped inside two vending machines. “Marge on the Lam” first aired November 4, 1993.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
32 years ago today, Homer got his arms trapped inside two vending machines. “Marge on the Lam” first aired November 4, 1993.
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One lucky Bullseye contestant could be walking away with More Piano Favourites. Over 80 Minutes Music!
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
One lucky Bullseye contestant could be walking away with More Piano Favourites. Over 80 Minutes Music!
Over on Facebook, the most easily led people in the world are being incredibly angry and racist about adverts featuring people who aren't white enough for them. Yet they call everyone else 'sheeple' and 'NPCs'.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Over on Facebook, the most easily led people in the world are being incredibly angry and racist about adverts featuring people who aren't white enough for them. Yet they call everyone else 'sheeple' and 'NPCs'.
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One of my earliest memories is standing in a police station (our car had a flat battery, mum was asking if the coppers could lend her some jump leads) and reading a poster asking for information about a girl who had been abducted and murdered. She was my age, five. She was called Caroline Hogg.
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
One of my earliest memories is standing in a police station (our car had a flat battery, mum was asking if the coppers could lend her some jump leads) and reading a poster asking for information about a girl who had been abducted and murdered. She was my age, five. She was called Caroline Hogg.
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I was only remembering yesterday the moral panic in the 90's over joy riding
Teenagers nicking hot hatches & doing donuts in empty supermarket car parks
Gone like tears in the rain
Teenagers nicking hot hatches & doing donuts in empty supermarket car parks
Gone like tears in the rain
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I was only remembering yesterday the moral panic in the 90's over joy riding
Teenagers nicking hot hatches & doing donuts in empty supermarket car parks
Gone like tears in the rain
Teenagers nicking hot hatches & doing donuts in empty supermarket car parks
Gone like tears in the rain