Keith Malloy
@keithmalloy.bsky.social
Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
I don't care how many people have already posted it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't care how many people have already posted it.
Stew Leonard’s got you
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Stew Leonard’s got you
Is this the first professional wrestling/Tori Amos crossover since Mick Foley? @speedballbailey.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Is this the first professional wrestling/Tori Amos crossover since Mick Foley? @speedballbailey.bsky.social
I spent five dollars of Sora’s money just for you man.
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I spent five dollars of Sora’s money just for you man.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I would love to know whatever happened to the British girl I had a crush on that gave me a cassette of 101 Damnations by Carter, The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Has been a favorite ever since, I am one of the few Americans to have seen them live TWICE. I have turned other people on to them.
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I would love to know whatever happened to the British girl I had a crush on that gave me a cassette of 101 Damnations by Carter, The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Has been a favorite ever since, I am one of the few Americans to have seen them live TWICE. I have turned other people on to them.
Stood behind the fucking Sandman at the A Fire Inside concert tonight
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Stood behind the fucking Sandman at the A Fire Inside concert tonight
Saw KC and the Sunshine Band tonight, but can’t figure out why KC was wearing a Paul Hardcastle shirt
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Saw KC and the Sunshine Band tonight, but can’t figure out why KC was wearing a Paul Hardcastle shirt
Ran into @anniezaleski.bsky.social at Five Below!
August 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ran into @anniezaleski.bsky.social at Five Below!
That looks like the fancy version of my first radio
June 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
That looks like the fancy version of my first radio
Can't believe it, but after being F2P for the last three-ish years, I made it to Hearthstone
Legend again! Imbue Hunter for the entire climb. #Hearthstone #ImbueHunter
Legend again! Imbue Hunter for the entire climb. #Hearthstone #ImbueHunter
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can't believe it, but after being F2P for the last three-ish years, I made it to Hearthstone
Legend again! Imbue Hunter for the entire climb. #Hearthstone #ImbueHunter
Legend again! Imbue Hunter for the entire climb. #Hearthstone #ImbueHunter
Alright, what's your #comicsdna? The comics and books that were formative to you. At least four, more if you're nasty. I'm a #Vertigo guy.
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Alright, what's your #comicsdna? The comics and books that were formative to you. At least four, more if you're nasty. I'm a #Vertigo guy.
The closed caption on #aewdynamite is something
January 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The closed caption on #aewdynamite is something
Ugh, started the dishwasher but forgot to put my frying pan in! #castironskillet #dishwasher #breakfast
December 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Ugh, started the dishwasher but forgot to put my frying pan in! #castironskillet #dishwasher #breakfast
I’m in line at a @bwwingsofficial.bsky.social grand opening, trying to score 312 free wings.
December 16, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I’m in line at a @bwwingsofficial.bsky.social grand opening, trying to score 312 free wings.
Just heard my favorite Thanksgiving song on the radio!
November 28, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Just heard my favorite Thanksgiving song on the radio!