Keith Malloy
@keithmalloy.bsky.social
Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.
I wish I thought my posts were such bangers that I would repost them myself, but alas…
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I wish I thought my posts were such bangers that I would repost them myself, but alas…
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
Was so excited the actor Vin Diesel followed me a couple of hours ago but now his account has been suspended!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Was so excited the actor Vin Diesel followed me a couple of hours ago but now his account has been suspended!
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
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Last minute chance to see AEW FULL GEAR FREE
how to enter
- Follow myself and @fightful.com
- Share this post
- For another entry share you favorite Full Gear moment!
how to enter
- Follow myself and @fightful.com
- Share this post
- For another entry share you favorite Full Gear moment!
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Last minute chance to see AEW FULL GEAR FREE
how to enter
- Follow myself and @fightful.com
- Share this post
- For another entry share you favorite Full Gear moment!
how to enter
- Follow myself and @fightful.com
- Share this post
- For another entry share you favorite Full Gear moment!
NARDWUAR CLIP ON ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME!
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NARDWUAR CLIP ON ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME!
I asked my girlfriend if she has a password manager and she said yes and I said well why don’t you add it to your phone so you don’t have to remember passwords and then she told me that her password manager is a notebook at home.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I asked my girlfriend if she has a password manager and she said yes and I said well why don’t you add it to your phone so you don’t have to remember passwords and then she told me that her password manager is a notebook at home.
I wish I could afford those full mouth dental implants. Knowing I’m just going to be in pain for the rest of my life as my teeth crumble and get infected is so devastating.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wish I could afford those full mouth dental implants. Knowing I’m just going to be in pain for the rest of my life as my teeth crumble and get infected is so devastating.
Curtis Sliwa would have won if he made a campaign promise to reopen the Limelight
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Curtis Sliwa would have won if he made a campaign promise to reopen the Limelight
Really have no idea how to proceed
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Really have no idea how to proceed
I don't care how many people have already posted it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't care how many people have already posted it.
Massachusetts has a governor named Maura and it’s NOT @maura.bsky.social???
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Massachusetts has a governor named Maura and it’s NOT @maura.bsky.social???
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Giveaway "Across the Timeways ⏳️" kindly provided @playhearthstone.bsky.social
⏳️Follow&Like&Share
⏳️Comment and tag your fav content creator! Let's show some ❤️
⏳️Winner drawn on Nov 2nd
Good luck everyone!!! ⌛️
⏳️Follow&Like&Share
⏳️Comment and tag your fav content creator! Let's show some ❤️
⏳️Winner drawn on Nov 2nd
Good luck everyone!!! ⌛️
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Giveaway "Across the Timeways ⏳️" kindly provided @playhearthstone.bsky.social
⏳️Follow&Like&Share
⏳️Comment and tag your fav content creator! Let's show some ❤️
⏳️Winner drawn on Nov 2nd
Good luck everyone!!! ⌛️
⏳️Follow&Like&Share
⏳️Comment and tag your fav content creator! Let's show some ❤️
⏳️Winner drawn on Nov 2nd
Good luck everyone!!! ⌛️
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Blizzard provided 2 Across the Timeways bundles for me to giveaway to the Hunter community!
(1 here & 1 on X w much worse odds)
You get:
⏳60 Packs
⏳1 Card Back
⏳2 Random Legendaries
To enter:
⏳Follow @SidisiTV
⏳Retweet
✅Winner drawn on Oct 28th.
(1 here & 1 on X w much worse odds)
You get:
⏳60 Packs
⏳1 Card Back
⏳2 Random Legendaries
To enter:
⏳Follow @SidisiTV
⏳Retweet
✅Winner drawn on Oct 28th.
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Blizzard provided 2 Across the Timeways bundles for me to giveaway to the Hunter community!
(1 here & 1 on X w much worse odds)
You get:
⏳60 Packs
⏳1 Card Back
⏳2 Random Legendaries
To enter:
⏳Follow @SidisiTV
⏳Retweet
✅Winner drawn on Oct 28th.
(1 here & 1 on X w much worse odds)
You get:
⏳60 Packs
⏳1 Card Back
⏳2 Random Legendaries
To enter:
⏳Follow @SidisiTV
⏳Retweet
✅Winner drawn on Oct 28th.
Just saw a dude rifling through the garbage can inside the Greenwich Ct McDonalds eating the scraps. Used some of my Monopoly winnings to get him real food. Not expecting that in Greenwich CT.
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just saw a dude rifling through the garbage can inside the Greenwich Ct McDonalds eating the scraps. Used some of my Monopoly winnings to get him real food. Not expecting that in Greenwich CT.
Left my radio on the 90s channel last night and when I got in the car, the Dave Matthews Band was on needless to say I am expecting it to be a bad day
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Left my radio on the 90s channel last night and when I got in the car, the Dave Matthews Band was on needless to say I am expecting it to be a bad day
Always one of my first answers when asked for a perfect album
I cannot believe PJ Harvey's "Stories From the City, Stories from the Sea" is 25 years old today. I first heard the album when I was interning at a magazine; her PR came to play the record for editors and I heard the music thundering through a wall. Life-changing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gvr...
Big Exit
YouTube video by PJ Harvey - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Always one of my first answers when asked for a perfect album
Ever wish you were hospitalized for like a week so you can ask your family to take your car into the mechanic and get it working better without it being a hassle or is that just me?
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ever wish you were hospitalized for like a week so you can ask your family to take your car into the mechanic and get it working better without it being a hassle or is that just me?
Happy birthday to the album I lost my virginity to!
On this day in 1989, Nine Inch Nails released their debut studio album “Pretty Hate Machine” featuring “Down in It" “Head Like a Hole" and “Sin"
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy birthday to the album I lost my virginity to!
Is this the first professional wrestling/Tori Amos crossover since Mick Foley? @speedballbailey.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Is this the first professional wrestling/Tori Amos crossover since Mick Foley? @speedballbailey.bsky.social
Does @shwood.com have a sweet tooth?
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Does @shwood.com have a sweet tooth?
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Sometimes I wonder if “Pooping at IKEA” should be the title of my autobiography or just a chapter name
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes I wonder if “Pooping at IKEA” should be the title of my autobiography or just a chapter name