Keith Denchfield
@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
People’s Republic of Hernebaynia
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear
Unashamedly woke he/him
Where’s your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Where’s your fucking poppy?
Wot no Cheryl?
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wot no Cheryl?
Nope it’s Gilbert
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Nope it’s Gilbert
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Surely some mistake?
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Surely some mistake?
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
“Not your usual then my sweet?”
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Not your usual then my sweet?”
Beautiful sunset in Herne Bay tonight
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Beautiful sunset in Herne Bay tonight
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?”
September 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?”
What was the number one album on your 16th birthday?
August 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What was the number one album on your 16th birthday?
Things they don’t tell you about in those special PE lessons
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Things they don’t tell you about in those special PE lessons
Nope that’s it- you go on without me
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nope that’s it- you go on without me
And then there’s
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
And then there’s
You lost me at “Unpaid leave in Dubai”
July 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You lost me at “Unpaid leave in Dubai”
Now playing- perfect summer afternoon music
Not aged a day
Not aged a day
June 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Now playing- perfect summer afternoon music
Not aged a day
Not aged a day
Out with the politics, in with the Jazz
June 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Out with the politics, in with the Jazz
Out with the politics, in with the Jazz
June 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Out with the politics, in with the Jazz
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
June 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
What’s your sign?
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What’s your sign?
@realgdt.bsky.social
Year 11s leave school today. I told one of them months ago that land labyrinth was my favourite film and she made me this as a leaving present
Year 11s leave school today. I told one of them months ago that land labyrinth was my favourite film and she made me this as a leaving present
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
@realgdt.bsky.social
Year 11s leave school today. I told one of them months ago that land labyrinth was my favourite film and she made me this as a leaving present
Year 11s leave school today. I told one of them months ago that land labyrinth was my favourite film and she made me this as a leaving present