T. Olsen 🏳️🌈 📚
@keilantra.bsky.social
SFF author, world-builder, dungeon master, chaotic neutral bisexual, snarky hedge witch, dogs AND cats, she/her (I ❤️ antiheroes)
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T. Olsen 🏳️🌈 📚
@keilantra.bsky.social
· May 19
Oh hi. Did you know I wrote TWO fantasy crime novels?
Lose yourself in a sprawling fantasy city with a literal criminal underground, and follow the thief Gray’s misadventures and shenanigans as he becomes the hero despite himself.
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Lose yourself in a sprawling fantasy city with a literal criminal underground, and follow the thief Gray’s misadventures and shenanigans as he becomes the hero despite himself.
Links in Linktree ⬇️
linktr.ee/tamiolsen?ut...
*Internet goes out at work*
Heck yeah! Break time!
*Internet comes back 3 minutes later*
The world isn’t fair.
Heck yeah! Break time!
*Internet comes back 3 minutes later*
The world isn’t fair.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*Internet goes out at work*
Heck yeah! Break time!
*Internet comes back 3 minutes later*
The world isn’t fair.
Heck yeah! Break time!
*Internet comes back 3 minutes later*
The world isn’t fair.
On today’s episode of You Watched Too Much Critical Role:
Ashley Johnson turned into a cat and came to our DnD game and it went too late so she told me to call Matt Mercer and ask if she could stay over, but I was worried if I did he’d think I kidnapped her.
Ashley Johnson turned into a cat and came to our DnD game and it went too late so she told me to call Matt Mercer and ask if she could stay over, but I was worried if I did he’d think I kidnapped her.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On today’s episode of You Watched Too Much Critical Role:
Ashley Johnson turned into a cat and came to our DnD game and it went too late so she told me to call Matt Mercer and ask if she could stay over, but I was worried if I did he’d think I kidnapped her.
Ashley Johnson turned into a cat and came to our DnD game and it went too late so she told me to call Matt Mercer and ask if she could stay over, but I was worried if I did he’d think I kidnapped her.
I interrupted his nap. It’s his bed now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I interrupted his nap. It’s his bed now.
Story prompt:
There are two gods inside him, and the one that breaks free is the one he gives into first.
There are two gods inside him, and the one that breaks free is the one he gives into first.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Story prompt:
There are two gods inside him, and the one that breaks free is the one he gives into first.
There are two gods inside him, and the one that breaks free is the one he gives into first.
My son has been playing Minecraft again and told me to install it and we’d hop on a server world together and apparently I had to start a new account. I promptly put my username as Grandma_Boozy and hit enter before my adult voices noticed so now I guess that’s Minecraft me. Grandma_Boozy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My son has been playing Minecraft again and told me to install it and we’d hop on a server world together and apparently I had to start a new account. I promptly put my username as Grandma_Boozy and hit enter before my adult voices noticed so now I guess that’s Minecraft me. Grandma_Boozy.
Time to clean my kitchen and prep for homemade pizza night for dnd. Everyone gets their own pie tin pizza to top and bake!
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Time to clean my kitchen and prep for homemade pizza night for dnd. Everyone gets their own pie tin pizza to top and bake!
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I'm finally planning to start a podcast on monster stuff (prob. called "Dr. Monster" because why not have fun).
I'm still sort of working out what that would look like/what people might be interested in terms of topics.
If you have any thoughts or requests, I'd love to hear them!
Some topics ⬇️
I'm still sort of working out what that would look like/what people might be interested in terms of topics.
If you have any thoughts or requests, I'd love to hear them!
Some topics ⬇️
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm finally planning to start a podcast on monster stuff (prob. called "Dr. Monster" because why not have fun).
I'm still sort of working out what that would look like/what people might be interested in terms of topics.
If you have any thoughts or requests, I'd love to hear them!
Some topics ⬇️
I'm still sort of working out what that would look like/what people might be interested in terms of topics.
If you have any thoughts or requests, I'd love to hear them!
Some topics ⬇️
[crawls out of a burning dumpster like an eldritch forest hag]
Drink water.
Relax your shoulders.
Overthrow the patriarchy.
Drink water.
Relax your shoulders.
Overthrow the patriarchy.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[crawls out of a burning dumpster like an eldritch forest hag]
Drink water.
Relax your shoulders.
Overthrow the patriarchy.
Drink water.
Relax your shoulders.
Overthrow the patriarchy.
First snow of the year. Can’t get into the field for harvest so it’s a lazy day. Turned on the fairy lights, clicking through Crunchyroll, and thinking orange-blueberry muffins and raspberry tea make an acceptable breakfast.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
First snow of the year. Can’t get into the field for harvest so it’s a lazy day. Turned on the fairy lights, clicking through Crunchyroll, and thinking orange-blueberry muffins and raspberry tea make an acceptable breakfast.
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BBNYA SEMI-FINALIST SPOTLIGHT: Shadows of Old Town by T. Olsen @bbnya.bsky.social @keilantra.bsky.social
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November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
BBNYA SEMI-FINALIST SPOTLIGHT: Shadows of Old Town by T. Olsen @bbnya.bsky.social @keilantra.bsky.social
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It’s my spotlight day! Did you love Six of Crows? Want something that feels as if Terry Pratchett had written Lies of Locke Lamora? Then pick up Shadows of Old Town at your favorite book dealer! tamiolsen.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It’s my spotlight day! Did you love Six of Crows? Want something that feels as if Terry Pratchett had written Lies of Locke Lamora? Then pick up Shadows of Old Town at your favorite book dealer! tamiolsen.com
Chiropractor just adjusted c1-c3 and the base of my skull, so I’m just going to pop some ibuprofen and sit here with an ice pack and a kitten for the rest of the night and watch anime.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Chiropractor just adjusted c1-c3 and the base of my skull, so I’m just going to pop some ibuprofen and sit here with an ice pack and a kitten for the rest of the night and watch anime.
Happy Halloween y’all
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Happy Halloween y’all
This scene is my zen place today as I play my Burn It Down playlist on repeat.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This scene is my zen place today as I play my Burn It Down playlist on repeat.
I’d rather be playing Guild Wars 2 Visions of Eternity right now.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’d rather be playing Guild Wars 2 Visions of Eternity right now.
Had a dream where I was entrusted with some spiritual stones and shit, and one of them literally levitated to me. It was a pendant of some kind of red stone carved into an owl. Jasper or adventurine maybe? I’ve been scouring Google for it but no luck. I WILL find it and become the chosen one.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Had a dream where I was entrusted with some spiritual stones and shit, and one of them literally levitated to me. It was a pendant of some kind of red stone carved into an owl. Jasper or adventurine maybe? I’ve been scouring Google for it but no luck. I WILL find it and become the chosen one.
Oh look. The orange demon has a shadow.
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh look. The orange demon has a shadow.
Little monster got all worn out. Failed his CON save.
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Little monster got all worn out. Failed his CON save.
This is what happens when I try to write when I’m on the couch. He doesn’t make the best wrist support. 😒
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is what happens when I try to write when I’m on the couch. He doesn’t make the best wrist support. 😒
Rando interweeb just @ing me like that.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rando interweeb just @ing me like that.
Daughter’s cat Luffy has a big hole in her back leg. I’m wondering if she jumped off something in the basement and got caught on something? Anyway she’s staying in my spare room for a week or two for some privacy and nursing. Poor baby.
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Daughter’s cat Luffy has a big hole in her back leg. I’m wondering if she jumped off something in the basement and got caught on something? Anyway she’s staying in my spare room for a week or two for some privacy and nursing. Poor baby.
Is it a sign of becoming the wise old crone when I type out a scathing passive aggressive post about clickbaity bullshit and then delete it without posting? 😅
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is it a sign of becoming the wise old crone when I type out a scathing passive aggressive post about clickbaity bullshit and then delete it without posting? 😅
Someone needs to come and make me shepherd’s pie and real spiced chai and set out some little dark chocolate pieces next to a blanket fort and twinkly lights and turn on Howl’s Moving Castle and pay all my bills.
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Someone needs to come and make me shepherd’s pie and real spiced chai and set out some little dark chocolate pieces next to a blanket fort and twinkly lights and turn on Howl’s Moving Castle and pay all my bills.
Maybe I should rename this kitten Trust Fall since he likes to just flop himself onto his back while he’s being held and assumes you won’t drop him. 😩
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Maybe I should rename this kitten Trust Fall since he likes to just flop himself onto his back while he’s being held and assumes you won’t drop him. 😩