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Mungo Jerry
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Formerly a Silly Billy. Now I'm just tired.
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Cats, summarized in one photo:
If they get eliminated tonight, I will die
Izzy and Paige are my favorite humans. I LOVE the way they speak to each other in such stressful times. Love goals ❤️❤️❤️ #TheAmazingRace #AmazingRace
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Izzy and Paige are my favorite humans. I LOVE the way they speak to each other in such stressful times. Love goals ❤️❤️❤️ #TheAmazingRace #AmazingRace
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Waiting for my self-tanner to dry so I can cry ~ a summer love story
July 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My age: Subscribing to Fig Newtons.
May 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In today's music world, you have all these diss tracks. In my day, we had an artist who tricked us into saying "underwear." But it was honestly just as devastating.
May 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I need to sludge around the internet a bit before slumber every night
April 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
And, as I stood in line at the dollar store, preparing to buy a bag of rocks for $2, I heard my ancient ancestors telling me to just jump off a bridge.
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is a generic brand Ken doll that came out in 1987.
who/what the hell is that
April 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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that's fucking zoomer Pete from Mad Men
April 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
90s sitcoms made me think I'd be saying, "Sooooo.... where WERE we??" to dates on my couch a LOT more than I have.
April 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Look at this cat's magnificent face!!!! 😍 Available for adoption in Florida!
Let the purrs and playful moments begin! Meet, Salma, located in Tavares, FL.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/salma-75691829/fl/tavares/hoffmeyer-animal-rescue-fl1626/
April 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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90s kids love remembering things only 90s kids would remember
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'll be having so much fun, reminiscing about all my makeup from the 2000s, until....

💀just kill me, plz
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today's mood, even though it is Friday
March 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Inside me, there are 2 wolves:
March 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Love the video & sentiment & the smiles…
except as a survivor of a violent crime, a bunch of young men running up at me from behind would not be a pleasant experience.
(It might also trigger my dog to try & kill them if he was with me…😬)
March 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My kink is straight-up just Gordan Ramsey yelling that the scallops are undercooked 🥵
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*at work*
Did I waste a ritalin for this?
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ahh, it's not ALL bad news
March 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm about to make perogies. Eww that autocorrected to "progress" at first. I am definitely not about to make progress.
March 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm sweating from cutting up dessert squares? Is that attractive and healthy?
March 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ain't got no head
February 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It's Marlow Louise's 14th Birthday today! Happy birthday to my lil bud, shadow and best friend ❤️🎁🎈🎉🥹❤️
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Love to be awake at 5am, googling Eagle Eye Cherry.

It's a normal, healthy sleep pattern of a normal, healthy person.
February 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
To the young and beautiful: that song that you're sexy dancing to at the bar is going to be used in a commercial when you're 45, shilling detergent or deodorant and there's nothing that will prepare you for that feeling.
February 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM