I am a temporarily embarrassed athlete.

If you don't have [the glow that comes from the manger bed] at home, store bought is fine.

You know when you have a dream and you find a secret passage but it narrows down to the size of a pop bottle and so you have to really squeeze yourself down and your body stretches out really long and wavy?

Imagine if the internet was a grenade I could justifiably throw myself on to protect my comrades. Then I wouldn't feel bad about throwing myself on the grenade for purely dopamine-based reasons.

Terry loves to have his paw on my hand. He lay purring like this for maybe 20min before he switched to snoring.

Pandemic period piece: Johnny Pneumonic

New band name: Cherry Winding Sticks

On August 3rd, 8pmCST, I was precisely whelmed; neither over nor under.

Hello Grok what is the best musical note please

Who else is up late experiencing The Joy Of Being A Cause?

Mama take the butter out of my plain rice it is too spicy

Just make out to the music of Sufjan Stevens. I cannot believe I have to tell you this.