Alph Drake
@keenengineer.bsky.social
Alph | Koppaite | He/Him | Fujoshi and Himejoshi | Poetry Enthusiast | Master's Degree in Engineering | Engie and Scout main | Fic writer | Jerma985 viewer Andy | AudHD
That's not the issue, I can't afford it. Nobody can really. Non essentials cost about three months salary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
That's not the issue, I can't afford it. Nobody can really. Non essentials cost about three months salary.
I mean me neither sometimes
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I mean me neither sometimes
He's too big for that. I could probably figure some different prank out though.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He's too big for that. I could probably figure some different prank out though.
You can afford candy??
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You can afford candy??
Restart-Computer -ComputerName Hocotate Freight Ship -Wait -For PowerShell -Timeout 300 -Delay 2
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Restart-Computer -ComputerName Hocotate Freight Ship -Wait -For PowerShell -Timeout 300 -Delay 2
I'm older so I'm in charge now. Go to bed.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm older so I'm in charge now. Go to bed.
Keep these antics up and I'll install bonzi buddy on your OS.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Keep these antics up and I'll install bonzi buddy on your OS.
This means I'm the older one!!
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This means I'm the older one!!
And you are still the one who posted about it. It could've been spoken about in private but nooo
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And you are still the one who posted about it. It could've been spoken about in private but nooo
I didn't post about it. You did.
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I didn't post about it. You did.
I kind of never want to see her again so I don't think I will tbh.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I kind of never want to see her again so I don't think I will tbh.
Fabricated screenshot. I would never be horny on main.
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fabricated screenshot. I would never be horny on main.
I haven't spoken to her in a year
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I haven't spoken to her in a year
And who taught you how to say lol
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And who taught you how to say lol
No, it was too easy. They aren't even trying anymore.
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No, it was too easy. They aren't even trying anymore.
God forbid a man reacts with confusion
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
God forbid a man reacts with confusion