Alph Drake
@keenengineer.bsky.social
Alph | Koppaite | He/Him | Fujoshi and Himejoshi | Poetry Enthusiast | Master's Degree in Engineering | Engie and Scout main | Fic writer | Jerma985 viewer Andy | AudHD
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Girlfriend called me chopped and now she's insisting I start growing my hair out.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Girlfriend called me chopped and now she's insisting I start growing my hair out.
Someone just called me "twink John Cogs"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Someone just called me "twink John Cogs"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Engine component of the day: exhaust system
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Engine component of the day: exhaust system
Daily sudoku fucking sucked
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Daily sudoku fucking sucked
He's been trading illegal engine modifications for snacks and alcohol. Being so for real right now, why didn't I think of that. Way wider market than sonet requests.
Yorkes been filling his water bottle with half vodka on long shifts and all I want to know is how the fuck can he afford that. We can't afford heating. Where is he getting that.
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He's been trading illegal engine modifications for snacks and alcohol. Being so for real right now, why didn't I think of that. Way wider market than sonet requests.
I do not have a sweat fetish. Stop asking me these inappropriate questions. Ask me about galvanised square steel instead.
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I do not have a sweat fetish. Stop asking me these inappropriate questions. Ask me about galvanised square steel instead.
Yorkes been filling his water bottle with half vodka on long shifts and all I want to know is how the fuck can he afford that. We can't afford heating. Where is he getting that.
September 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yorkes been filling his water bottle with half vodka on long shifts and all I want to know is how the fuck can he afford that. We can't afford heating. Where is he getting that.
Is it weird to like how your co worker smells. Asking for a friend
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Is it weird to like how your co worker smells. Asking for a friend
My entire following feed is yaoi.
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My entire following feed is yaoi.
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Can the government get a bit more competent please... the BL shelf at Waterstone's is getting dire.
August 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Can the government get a bit more competent please... the BL shelf at Waterstone's is getting dire.
Managed to dominate someone today. I might be getting better finally.
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Managed to dominate someone today. I might be getting better finally.
Finally got around to looking at the SS Drake's thermostat, and it was never broken...? What was my team insisting they need to cuddle me "for warmth" for then?
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Finally got around to looking at the SS Drake's thermostat, and it was never broken...? What was my team insisting they need to cuddle me "for warmth" for then?
Sorry, I forgot about the engine component of the day thing. There's also an adderall shortage with the food shortage.
August 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sorry, I forgot about the engine component of the day thing. There's also an adderall shortage with the food shortage.
lost service for a while. today's engine component of the day is the spark plug
June 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
lost service for a while. today's engine component of the day is the spark plug
May 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
May 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Engine component of the day: camshaft!!!
May 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Engine component of the day: camshaft!!!
The captain ruffled my hair this morning and my heart rate ticked up so quickly I nearly passed out. Kind of embarrassing...
May 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The captain ruffled my hair this morning and my heart rate ticked up so quickly I nearly passed out. Kind of embarrassing...
Yorke found the yaoi drawer.
May 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yorke found the yaoi drawer.