This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Don't talk to me before I've had my 4 hour lay about

how do you spell longeray

I wonder if it's the same thing going on inside of my ass...

Is making a spicy ramen so hot that I can barely eat it a healthy coping strategy? How about smashing my genitals with a brick? How do you relax?

Let's just get one thing clear, I'll make a post online whenever the heck I feel like it - good idea, bad idea, it doesn't freaking matter to me so if you gotta problem with posting online go ahead and unfollow me right now because buddy I'm gonna keep being me.

Angry and disappointed today. I can’t find an AI image generator with the courage to make me an image of Zuck doing a double blowjob with Trump and Elon. Any leads would be greatly appreciated.

Someone call the dems we need a hurricane in socal ASAP

The wind just blew my wiener right off - flew right into a creek. Now I have wet feet and no wiener.

I SUMMON MY WIZARD OF DARK ENGAGEMENT! HE CASTS INTERACTUM ONLINEUM!! CRITICAL HIT!!!

Just ate a full clove of basically raw garlic thinking it was a little ball of mozzarella and folks there's not much to say other than Mama Mia

Why go on vacation when you can kick back and relax in the waiting room at the doctor’s office. Loving it here.

I've been collecting my old tea bags to make plant fertilizer out of them after seeing a TikTok three months ago, but between you and me, I'm never making this fertilizer it's just another genius excuse for me to hoard some more freaking trash baby!

I let inflated ego get in the way of me eating Uncrustables but not anymore and now there's nothing holding me back