to continue the saga of This Fucking Guy, he circumvented being blocked on imessage and instagram by whatsapping me. i’m so annoyed that blocked numbers don’t transfer between messaging apps!
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
to continue the saga of This Fucking Guy, he circumvented being blocked on imessage and instagram by whatsapping me. i’m so annoyed that blocked numbers don’t transfer between messaging apps!
on today’s installment of “are men okay???”
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
on today’s installment of “are men okay???”
are men okay??? after i politely called things off after ONE DATE
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
are men okay??? after i politely called things off after ONE DATE
the ruth asawa exhibition at MOMA is absolutely amazing
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the ruth asawa exhibition at MOMA is absolutely amazing
yes, i know my brain is just permanently paradise lost-pilled, but also this latest JCO burn is so “the mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven”-coded. you’ll always be somewhere miserable because YOU yourself are a miserable bitch!
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
yes, i know my brain is just permanently paradise lost-pilled, but also this latest JCO burn is so “the mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven”-coded. you’ll always be somewhere miserable because YOU yourself are a miserable bitch!
this was kicked off on election night, when the theme was “champagne socialism” and the (achieved) goal was “blackout”
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
this was kicked off on election night, when the theme was “champagne socialism” and the (achieved) goal was “blackout”
the “queer 20somethings at the all things go music festival” was already a pretty secure mamdani demographic, turns out
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the “queer 20somethings at the all things go music festival” was already a pretty secure mamdani demographic, turns out
📍 foley square, earlier this evening
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
📍 foley square, earlier this evening
being single for the first time in [redacted] years means sending so many more inane thought texts to all of my friends. sorry, my usual stupidity shunt valve is permanently decommissioned
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
being single for the first time in [redacted] years means sending so many more inane thought texts to all of my friends. sorry, my usual stupidity shunt valve is permanently decommissioned
saw the new superman movie in theaters and was immediately infected with the woke mind virus. also suspect the popcorn to have been made with seed oils
July 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
saw the new superman movie in theaters and was immediately infected with the woke mind virus. also suspect the popcorn to have been made with seed oils
brad lander is both cool as hell and the kind of civil servant who feels almost mythical in this jaded age: one who advocates for the powerless, who doesn’t compromise his principles in the face of enormous pressure, who sacrifices personal glory for the collective good
June 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
brad lander is both cool as hell and the kind of civil servant who feels almost mythical in this jaded age: one who advocates for the powerless, who doesn’t compromise his principles in the face of enormous pressure, who sacrifices personal glory for the collective good
helluva lotta respect for brad lander. the ICE gestapo needs to be abolished
June 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
helluva lotta respect for brad lander. the ICE gestapo needs to be abolished
unfortunately, since reading paradise lost for the first time in 2023, my special interest has been literally satan. but relatedly, i did get some cool new art today
May 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
unfortunately, since reading paradise lost for the first time in 2023, my special interest has been literally satan. but relatedly, i did get some cool new art today
my april reads, if you even care 🥺
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
my april reads, if you even care 🥺
checking in with some recent snack plates, my preferred medium of meal
April 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
checking in with some recent snack plates, my preferred medium of meal
had belated thanksgiving (since i worked yesterday) and it was well worth the delay
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
had belated thanksgiving (since i worked yesterday) and it was well worth the delay
we’re a gamer couple, you see
November 29, 2024 at 8:22 PM
we’re a gamer couple, you see
servers may have eaten too much turkey and passed out at my job too
November 28, 2024 at 8:53 PM
servers may have eaten too much turkey and passed out at my job too
“fragile opp” if you want to gently and tenderly take me by the hand, just say so
November 26, 2024 at 6:42 PM
“fragile opp” if you want to gently and tenderly take me by the hand, just say so
the time i accidentally sent a sticker from a signal pack of porn memes in my boyfriend’s family’s catsitting group chat
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 AM
the time i accidentally sent a sticker from a signal pack of porn memes in my boyfriend’s family’s catsitting group chat
had the best live music experience of my life on monday after carly rae jepsen got rained out at pier 17 and did an impromptu late night makeup show in the much smaller rockwood music hall on borrowed instruments! what a class act
August 9, 2023 at 7:06 PM
had the best live music experience of my life on monday after carly rae jepsen got rained out at pier 17 and did an impromptu late night makeup show in the much smaller rockwood music hall on borrowed instruments! what a class act
ended up picking up last minute tickets to phish at MSG last night for my 39th show, and absolutely loved my first time getting seats behind the stage! fun and different view
July 30, 2023 at 3:40 AM
ended up picking up last minute tickets to phish at MSG last night for my 39th show, and absolutely loved my first time getting seats behind the stage! fun and different view