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nasty, brutish, 5’4
the scathing reviews, perversely, are making me actually interested in reading it
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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*sniveling twerp voice* My Novel,
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the tenuous, almost sickening thrill of having my first big crush on a new person in years and years
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
ideally, i would like to not read it, but still know what everyone is talking about and also have something funny and perhaps even trenchant to say on the matter. wish me luck!
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
something oddly comforting to me post-breakup has been the realization that the purity and simplicity of my own love for him is now irretrievable. even if, even if! something good is just gone forever; any renewal or reiteration would be curdled and inferior
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
had an absolutely life-affirming girls night after canceling a date i didn’t want to go on!
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
are men okay??? after i politely called things off after ONE DATE
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the ruth asawa exhibition at MOMA is absolutely amazing
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the bad breakup thought rattling around this week: how strange to have once believed there was a moment from which i began knowing you, and then always would for the rest of my life
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Forgive me if I don't believe that it's sex in media and gay and trans people who are corrupting and destroying children considering the source is the "borderline illiterate pedophiles club"
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
took too long reading “monstrilio” for it to still be within spooky season, but luckily it’s become thematically appropriate again with everyone frankenstein-posting
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
yes, i know my brain is just permanently paradise lost-pilled, but also this latest JCO burn is so “the mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven”-coded. you’ll always be somewhere miserable because YOU yourself are a miserable bitch!
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it’s not like i expected any better, but it is still galling every time some particularly craven contingent of democrat quisling cowards rolls over to show their yellow bellies and fucks us all over even harder
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This is the message of a failed, feckless, and leaderless party. We need a party with backbone, and the only path to it is through a cleansing primary season. If your Dem is up for reelection, and you aren't damn sure they're fighting the fascists with everything they've got, primary the bastard.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
just over two months since my relationship of almost a decade ended, and i still keep running into habits with broken chain links: taking an autopilot picture of something to share then realizing i won’t send it, thinking of a joke he’d love and remembering i won’t tell it to him, stuff like that
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
tried to be a 365 party girl and succumbed to the agonies (hangover anxiety, exhaustion, dehydration) after only 5
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i’ve been doing a minimum of 15 minutes of home pilates per day post-breakup (for the endorphins), and i’m still incredibly sad, but at least my abs are absolutely sickening
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the “queer 20somethings at the all things go music festival” was already a pretty secure mamdani demographic, turns out
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
📍 foley square, earlier this evening
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
one third of new yorkers are foreign-born immigrants. these are *our neighbors* being brutalized, treated as less than human, and disappeared. we need to show up for our neighbors and tell ICE *they* are the ones who are not welcome in our city.
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
being single for the first time in [redacted] years means sending so many more inane thought texts to all of my friends. sorry, my usual stupidity shunt valve is permanently decommissioned
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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just the thrill of remembering, viscerally, that it can and will happen, and when it does I will be somewhere, and someone will tell me, or I'll read it, or I'll hear shouting outside. the day draws closer
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM