Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

watching rachel zegler present an oscar with gal gadot is great for me bc one of my favorite dynamics is short girl demonstrably hates the everloving guts out of a much larger, more physically imposing person and the little one is correct

My toilet is running but my cat is asleep on my lap so I guess my December water bill is going to be 11 million dollars.

Watched Zero Dark Thirty tonight for the first time since it was in theaters. Not 100% confident on this but I’m pretty sure James Gandolfini plays Barack Obama.

I don’t remember any of my bangers and I set up that thing that wipes my old bleats after two years or whatever

@excogitation.bsky.social hahahahahahhahahaa

Hey I don’t really support dunking on random strangers on the internet or wishing them ill but I’ll make an exception for this person who deserves cancer.

One of the great things about living in portland is yesterday I saw a guy walking out of a major pedestrian thoroughfare wearing sweats and an Easter Bunny costume head while carrying a teakettle and a pocketknife, and it’s 50/50 on if he was a wanted serial killer or just some guy.

@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social follow back for klout.

Time to start posting, the best thing a person can do.