Jar Jar Binks mentioned? Cool, just here to remind everyone that he canonically fucks

He already went rampant so this 100% checks out. Just gotta hope he doesn't get a hold of the Guardians.

Oh shit, y'all early today!

Old philosophy: separate man from ball
New philosophy: overcome gravity and separate man from field of play

Gus went way too far with that one

*whispers* that would imply Indiana isn't folding since the chair Knight threw wasn't of the folding variety

It started with the NBA playoffs, but ESPN has really let the "fuck a start time" attitude permeate all their live sports programming. They could at least have the decency of MLB teams and go with 12:07 listed kick!

*whispers* Navy game is at ND this year. They also never play the game at Navy.

I need to know the difference between "mouth wash" and "mouthwash" like I̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ this fellow needs that Colgate NIL deal

If you're plumbing the new depths of whiteness, you're exploring the absence of color, which...carry on

Watching that video with my face inches from the screen because the volume was on 3, last channel button set to ESPN...cut to commercial and it's *that one video company* on max volume tryna alert the whole house and blow up my spot

Lmao fair assessment! Weird because even in the best of times in real life it feels like we should keep it at 4

Hard