Keith Marrero
@keefhere.bsky.social
Keef here! Sound like this my my year!
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Keith Marrero
@keefhere.bsky.social
· Nov 17
When my wife asks me what time it is and I tell her "time for you to get a watch" for the 2,000th time
Just remembered that Jeremiyah Love had 52 YAC, and then 51 YAC, on a 48 yard TD run lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just remembered that Jeremiyah Love had 52 YAC, and then 51 YAC, on a 48 yard TD run lmao
Izzy freaking Engle!
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Izzy freaking Engle!
Ann-Katrin Berger: still got it
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ann-Katrin Berger: still got it
I absolutely love that Auburn's band plays Pacific Rim. Underrated football music right there.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I absolutely love that Auburn's band plays Pacific Rim. Underrated football music right there.
By the slimmest of margins!
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
By the slimmest of margins!
Kirby Smart think he Marcus Freeman lol
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kirby Smart think he Marcus Freeman lol
Memphis band just played "SexyBack" 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Memphis band just played "SexyBack" 🤔
The year is 2003
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The year is 2003
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
I actually did this once. Somehow got to the punter unblocked and it took me a couple beats to realize that my facemask rattling was the ball going off it. If not for that brief confusion I could have scooped the ball for a touchdown, but it rolled out the back of the endzone with me giving chase.
Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I actually did this once. Somehow got to the punter unblocked and it took me a couple beats to realize that my facemask rattling was the ball going off it. If not for that brief confusion I could have scooped the ball for a touchdown, but it rolled out the back of the endzone with me giving chase.
@alexkirshner.com *whispers* DEFCON gets more serious the lower the number. Louisville rotating punters sounds closer to DEFCON 2 than 4
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@alexkirshner.com *whispers* DEFCON gets more serious the lower the number. Louisville rotating punters sounds closer to DEFCON 2 than 4
Nah, this is fucking bullshit
The University of New Orleans is moving back from the University of Louisiana system to the LSU system (as “LSU New Orleans”) and are updating their Privateers logo to match LSU colors.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nah, this is fucking bullshit
Only in New Orleans 💀 (I went to basketball camp here)
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Only in New Orleans 💀 (I went to basketball camp here)
Let's Remember Some Guys whose names are fun to say: Marco Scutaro
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Let's Remember Some Guys whose names are fun to say: Marco Scutaro
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SLIDING INTO HOME THERE?! RUN THROUGH THE DISH!
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SLIDING INTO HOME THERE?! RUN THROUGH THE DISH!
Sooo we all doing fubo or...?
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sooo we all doing fubo or...?
Hey Ozzy, the link you sent takes me to an error page. Is there a permission you need to enable for me to view it, or do I need to submit an IT ticket?
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey Ozzy, the link you sent takes me to an error page. Is there a permission you need to enable for me to view it, or do I need to submit an IT ticket?
Feels like a good time to re-up on this. Can't even save your job this year.
We all just have to remember, hard as it is to believe, that beating Clemson this year don’t mean shit
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Feels like a good time to re-up on this. Can't even save your job this year.
That Miami field goal attempt was almost as hideous as their uniforms
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That Miami field goal attempt was almost as hideous as their uniforms
Thank the lord Iowa State is no longer getting away with this
Thank the lord Iowa State is no longer getting away with this
Thank the lord Iowa State is no longer getting away with this
October 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thank the lord Iowa State is no longer getting away with this
Iowa State 4th and goal from the 26?!
Rocco Becht throws a pick
Rocco Becht throws a pick
Jason Benetti: "Rocco Becht has made a living in games like this"
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Iowa State 4th and goal from the 26?!
Rocco Becht throws a pick
Rocco Becht throws a pick
Jason Benetti: "Rocco Becht has made a living in games like this"
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Jason Benetti: "Rocco Becht has made a living in games like this"
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
Rocco Becht: *throws immediate pick six*
I assume it's happened a ton before, but this is the first time I've noticed a quad box with four different scorebugs
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I assume it's happened a ton before, but this is the first time I've noticed a quad box with four different scorebugs
Cajuns are descended from the Acadians (French settlers in Canada) so the hockey lies dormant in their blood anyway
What accent+sport would you most want to hear?
I'm thinking Cajun hockey player
I'm thinking Cajun hockey player
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Cajuns are descended from the Acadians (French settlers in Canada) so the hockey lies dormant in their blood anyway
You let Draymond Green hit a 3, you gotta commit seppuku at the next dead ball
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You let Draymond Green hit a 3, you gotta commit seppuku at the next dead ball