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Keeferooni
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Glad they didn’t name this site BluesGuy and have everybody posting their fave Stevie Ray Vaughn solos. Fuck, what a nightmare that woulda been.
Me quietly carrying myself off to bed at the end of the weekend as Monday morning watches me from just up ahead. She’s being nice now because I know how to do this trick where I hold my butt in the air. But she will bite it first thing, just like always. Why? Why do we do this? Why is the lion mean?
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Speaking of classic rock, I may scar my vocal folds this weekend trying to properly emote to this lil brute I’ve whipped up.
February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Actual footage of Dylan inventing the death metal “bleeaaeegch!” grunt. Seminal moment in alternative music.
December 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Reenactment of me and the AT&T customer service rep who wouldn’t negotiate a new promo after jacking my rates up like $80 year over year. Look how helpless I am. I’m cute when I’m mad. And they are so far away from me, I can’t do a thing. Such is the state of our oligopolistic corporatocracy, smdh.
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM