Keeferooni
@keeferooni.bsky.social
Glad they didn’t name this site BluesGuy and have everybody posting their fave Stevie Ray Vaughn solos. Fuck, what a nightmare that woulda been.
Meanwhile, via his same party…
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Meanwhile, via his same party…
Found a denim bidet in the wild! #geocaching
August 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Found a denim bidet in the wild! #geocaching
If you know you know.
June 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you know you know.
Cool pic of Jeff Hanneman playing ColecoVision while a kitten looks on.
May 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cool pic of Jeff Hanneman playing ColecoVision while a kitten looks on.
A real ad I was just served.
April 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A real ad I was just served.
Me quietly carrying myself off to bed at the end of the weekend as Monday morning watches me from just up ahead. She’s being nice now because I know how to do this trick where I hold my butt in the air. But she will bite it first thing, just like always. Why? Why do we do this? Why is the lion mean?
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me quietly carrying myself off to bed at the end of the weekend as Monday morning watches me from just up ahead. She’s being nice now because I know how to do this trick where I hold my butt in the air. But she will bite it first thing, just like always. Why? Why do we do this? Why is the lion mean?
At a loss.
❤️💔❤️🩹❤️🔥
❤️💔❤️🩹❤️🔥
March 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At a loss.
❤️💔❤️🩹❤️🔥
❤️💔❤️🩹❤️🔥
Lamest thing you can do is write me a citation for a code section 40-6-72(b) violation when there’s nobody around and I’m otherwise being a good citizen. Just wanted to pick up my prescriptions and come back home.
Also: it was broad daylight out, dummy.
Also: it was broad daylight out, dummy.
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Lamest thing you can do is write me a citation for a code section 40-6-72(b) violation when there’s nobody around and I’m otherwise being a good citizen. Just wanted to pick up my prescriptions and come back home.
Also: it was broad daylight out, dummy.
Also: it was broad daylight out, dummy.
Eckerd is gone.
But the Customer Service Specialist?
The one who would be super pissed if he got pinged while on call during a summer vacation pool day but would still dutifully show up to usher the masses toward their Tagamet HB and advanced oscillating desk fans?
Still here!
*points to heart*
But the Customer Service Specialist?
The one who would be super pissed if he got pinged while on call during a summer vacation pool day but would still dutifully show up to usher the masses toward their Tagamet HB and advanced oscillating desk fans?
Still here!
*points to heart*
February 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Eckerd is gone.
But the Customer Service Specialist?
The one who would be super pissed if he got pinged while on call during a summer vacation pool day but would still dutifully show up to usher the masses toward their Tagamet HB and advanced oscillating desk fans?
Still here!
*points to heart*
But the Customer Service Specialist?
The one who would be super pissed if he got pinged while on call during a summer vacation pool day but would still dutifully show up to usher the masses toward their Tagamet HB and advanced oscillating desk fans?
Still here!
*points to heart*
Went out of my way to offer praise — and hard-earned money — to some talented dickhead in Wisconsin who nobody knows (basically) and who apparently only has his music on sold-out cassettes only to have been left on read for two weeks even though they’re constantly posting.
MORAL:
Don’t support art
MORAL:
Don’t support art
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Went out of my way to offer praise — and hard-earned money — to some talented dickhead in Wisconsin who nobody knows (basically) and who apparently only has his music on sold-out cassettes only to have been left on read for two weeks even though they’re constantly posting.
MORAL:
Don’t support art
MORAL:
Don’t support art
Speaking of classic rock, I may scar my vocal folds this weekend trying to properly emote to this lil brute I’ve whipped up.
February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Speaking of classic rock, I may scar my vocal folds this weekend trying to properly emote to this lil brute I’ve whipped up.
February 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Good showing at the Capitol earlier today. Still happening and the crowd is growing.
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Good showing at the Capitol earlier today. Still happening and the crowd is growing.
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
ATL friends, here’s the number to the Decatur swastikar dealership:
404-294-8888
And here’s a script to read to whoever picks up the phone.
404-294-8888
And here’s a script to read to whoever picks up the phone.
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ATL friends, here’s the number to the Decatur swastikar dealership:
404-294-8888
And here’s a script to read to whoever picks up the phone.
404-294-8888
And here’s a script to read to whoever picks up the phone.
Might rewatch Hereditary tonight.
February 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Might rewatch Hereditary tonight.
Picture from your device, no explanation
February 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Picture from your device, no explanation
It still ain’t perfect, but trust… this space was fairly fugly before Monday.
Trying to use all the scattered energy of late to focus on making things better. I even fucking dusted, which is a heroic achievement for me.
PS:
Wrote my first metal riff on that 100+ year old guitar. 🔥
Trying to use all the scattered energy of late to focus on making things better. I even fucking dusted, which is a heroic achievement for me.
PS:
Wrote my first metal riff on that 100+ year old guitar. 🔥
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It still ain’t perfect, but trust… this space was fairly fugly before Monday.
Trying to use all the scattered energy of late to focus on making things better. I even fucking dusted, which is a heroic achievement for me.
PS:
Wrote my first metal riff on that 100+ year old guitar. 🔥
Trying to use all the scattered energy of late to focus on making things better. I even fucking dusted, which is a heroic achievement for me.
PS:
Wrote my first metal riff on that 100+ year old guitar. 🔥
Actual footage of Dylan inventing the death metal “bleeaaeegch!” grunt. Seminal moment in alternative music.
December 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Actual footage of Dylan inventing the death metal “bleeaaeegch!” grunt. Seminal moment in alternative music.
Borderline rawdogging this music stuff at less than a minute a day.
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Borderline rawdogging this music stuff at less than a minute a day.
Reenactment of me and the AT&T customer service rep who wouldn’t negotiate a new promo after jacking my rates up like $80 year over year. Look how helpless I am. I’m cute when I’m mad. And they are so far away from me, I can’t do a thing. Such is the state of our oligopolistic corporatocracy, smdh.
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Reenactment of me and the AT&T customer service rep who wouldn’t negotiate a new promo after jacking my rates up like $80 year over year. Look how helpless I am. I’m cute when I’m mad. And they are so far away from me, I can’t do a thing. Such is the state of our oligopolistic corporatocracy, smdh.
Me and my bowl cut absorbing the vibes at the Spazz show at the C-11 in Atlanta, circa June 1997.
November 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Me and my bowl cut absorbing the vibes at the Spazz show at the C-11 in Atlanta, circa June 1997.