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Kebbasåslife
@kebbasaslife.bsky.social
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Natural Born Shitposter

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screenshot from Reddit: «remember when Charlie Kirk got got and they claimed to care about political violence? and people got fired for simply quoting Charlie Kirk in his own words? meanwhile Trmp can threaten to hang people and everybody moves on. i'm so sick of the double standard».
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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🫦
screenshot from the movie 'Honey Don't!'. Two girls lay in bed, having a conversation: - Sorry, I might have left some lipstick down there. - It's okay. It's the only place I wear it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The orange weirdo blew a horse.
You heard it here first.
screenshot from Reddit about Bubba being a horse, not Clinton.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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accurate
Text reads: “Me: Who am I to judge? Also me:” Under is a collage of Dorothy Zbornak looking judgmental af.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It all makes sense now
The orange buffoon does his signature dance moves. Text reads: “Air-dicking to the YMCA suddenly makes a lot more sense with this week‘s context.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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👀
A girl (France) flexing for a selfie; a guy in the background (Germany) checking out her ass (Alsace Lorraine).
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Gandalf the shitposter
Gandalf explains why he shitposts to Galadriel.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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wait, what
screenshot of a tweet where OP is a TMZ tweet about "gorillas performing oral s•x at Bronx Zoo". The retweet reads "I hope they perform Feel Good Inc next".
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Fash is just a bad idea.
A majestic tiger as the Roman Empire; a pathetic taxidermy tiger as the Holy Roman Empire; a tanned, chocolate-striped Swiss roll as "whatever Mussolini tried to do".
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Well, this took an unexpected turn.
The council of Elrond scene from The Lord of the Rings, where Legolas introduces Walker, Texas Ranger, "and he owes you a roundhouse kick to the face".
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A golden cock wearing a sock on its head. Text above reads: "You've seen elf on the shelf. Now get ready for"
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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🌶️🌶️🌶️
Text reads: "When you start installing mods on your PC games", and an image of a drunk Apu from The Simpsons, speaking into a megaphone, saying "Everybody... everybody get naked".
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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He'll do it again.
screenshot of a tweet of a tiny chihuahua who tried to fight a Great Dane at the dog park.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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accurate
Homer reaccs after watching a horror movie vs. playing a horror game
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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ohio
screenshot from Tumblr: "Don't fear death, fear the state in which you will die." "I was always afraid of Ohio."
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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FRIDAY! 🙌
A T-Rex throwing books up in the air. Text reads: "It's Friday! Fuck this shit."
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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preparing
scene from The Mummy where Imhotep walks infant of his followers. Text reads: Finns on their way to resurrect Simo Häyhä, just in case Putin gets any ideas:"
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Seems legit
Messenger message from long gone Queen Elizabeth 2., where she asks for money because Charles sent her to St. Helena.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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🕷️
A tarantula approaching a red chair and a table with newspaper and a blue bong on it. Text reads: "I put tiny furniture in my tarantula's enclosure".
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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So fragile
Helen Lovejoy lamenting "Oh, won't somebody please think of the middle aged male prog fans?" after Rush announce a reunion tour with a female drummer.
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Who Killed Hannibal meme with a far-right extremist killing another far-right extremist and blaming it on trans people.
September 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Good morning
A baroque painting of a young woman. Text reads “It’s not really my thing, but “Good morning” to all who celebrates it.”
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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boo-fucking-hoo
Nadja and Laszlo from 'What We Do In The Shadows' talk: "You don't like my joke about the ghost having sex with the owl? Well boo-fucking-hoo" Laszlo says.
September 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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ah, burgers, drinks, and salsa music!
#dyremandag
Text reads "yea, I'm into BDSM: Beautiful dogs surrounding me" and pictures of various dogs.
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I'm thinking about what sauce goes well with billionaires 🍽️
Helen Lovejoy from The Simpson standing in front of a crowd, yelling "Won't someone PLEASE think of the billionaires??"
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM