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Kebbasåslife
@kebbasaslife.bsky.social
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Natural Born Shitposter

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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
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screenshot from Reddit: «remember when Charlie Kirk got got and they claimed to care about political violence? and people got fired for simply quoting Charlie Kirk in his own words? meanwhile Trmp can threaten to hang people and everybody moves on. i'm so sick of the double standard».
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
posture check
a poorly drawn cat sitting upright in an awkward position while wearing a vest an orange tabby cat sitting upright with a slightly hunched posture while wearing a black harness
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
🫦
screenshot from the movie 'Honey Don't!'. Two girls lay in bed, having a conversation: - Sorry, I might have left some lipstick down there. - It's okay. It's the only place I wear it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
The orange weirdo blew a horse.
You heard it here first.
screenshot from Reddit about Bubba being a horse, not Clinton.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
accurate
Text reads: “Me: Who am I to judge? Also me:” Under is a collage of Dorothy Zbornak looking judgmental af.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
It all makes sense now
The orange buffoon does his signature dance moves. Text reads: “Air-dicking to the YMCA suddenly makes a lot more sense with this week‘s context.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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nocontextpornhub.bsky.social
Damn, he fucked her harder than the government fucks us all.
January 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
👀
A girl (France) flexing for a selfie; a guy in the background (Germany) checking out her ass (Alsace Lorraine).
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
Gandalf the shitposter
Gandalf explains why he shitposts to Galadriel.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
(≖ ͜ʖ≖)
An ad, partly blocked, in a subway: “It’s amazing how a big fat c[ ]ck can ease the pain“.
August 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
↱ I go to work -> I recover from work ↴
⬑ I recover from work <- I go to work ↲
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
New Division // Joy Order
scene from animated TV series Adventure Time. Princess Bubblegum (as 'New Order') stands outside in the sun in a dry, rocky landscape. She's wearing a very business casual outfit, leaning nonchalantly up against a big rock. Marceline, the vampire queen, sits to PB's right on the same big rock. She's wearing all black, holding an umbrella. She's 'Joy Division' in the meme.
February 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
This is the most accurate of everything that's ever been accurate ever.
[impossible to read black metal band name] is just [impossible to read black metal band name] for people who like [impossible to read black metal band name].
February 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
wait, what
screenshot of a tweet where OP is a TMZ tweet about "gorillas performing oral s•x at Bronx Zoo". The retweet reads "I hope they perform Feel Good Inc next".
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
Fash is just a bad idea.
A majestic tiger as the Roman Empire; a pathetic taxidermy tiger as the Holy Roman Empire; a tanned, chocolate-striped Swiss roll as "whatever Mussolini tried to do".
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
Well, this took an unexpected turn.
The council of Elrond scene from The Lord of the Rings, where Legolas introduces Walker, Texas Ranger, "and he owes you a roundhouse kick to the face".
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
FRIDAY! 🙌
A T-Rex throwing books up in the air. Text reads: "It's Friday! Fuck this shit."
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
Alexa, play Fortunate Son
Text reads "Retail workers once Mariah Carey starts singing". Picture of Bert from Sesame Street overlaying a picture of helicopters from the Vietnam war.
November 16, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
Fuck 'em both
Distubing Facts Skeletor meme. The disturbing facts are: "Neil Gaiman is a predator and Stephen Fry is a TERF."
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A golden cock wearing a sock on its head. Text above reads: "You've seen elf on the shelf. Now get ready for"
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Homer Simpson ("Me") with his head stuck under a bridge. One side is "Zero desire to have kids", while the other is "My love of creampies".
July 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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kebbasaslife.bsky.social
s t a h p
A stickman comic about an extrovert yapping about being revitalised by social interactions while dragging a deflated introvert.
January 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
🌶️🌶️🌶️
Text reads: "When you start installing mods on your PC games", and an image of a drunk Apu from The Simpsons, speaking into a megaphone, saying "Everybody... everybody get naked".
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
kebbasaslife.bsky.social
He'll do it again.
screenshot of a tweet of a tiny chihuahua who tried to fight a Great Dane at the dog park.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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wokestudies.bsky.social
Dead Man's Fingers #Mushrooms (Xylaria polymorpha)
or Dead Moll’s Fingers (Xylaria longipes) ?
#fungi #horror #gothic #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM