Kelt
@ke1t.bsky.social
Please excuse my fucking language.
...and don't tell me I'm a terrible person like I don't already know that.
...and don't tell me I'm a terrible person like I don't already know that.
Tiny-handed, wig-wearing, tangerine oaf.
February 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Tiny-handed, wig-wearing, tangerine oaf.
We all surely remember that time we walked to the Moon.
February 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We all surely remember that time we walked to the Moon.
We're on the same page, and the only obstacle is percentages.
I say we throw a full 1% in Guantanamo. It's the only way to be sure. ~ Dwayne Hicks
I say we throw a full 1% in Guantanamo. It's the only way to be sure. ~ Dwayne Hicks
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We're on the same page, and the only obstacle is percentages.
I say we throw a full 1% in Guantanamo. It's the only way to be sure. ~ Dwayne Hicks
I say we throw a full 1% in Guantanamo. It's the only way to be sure. ~ Dwayne Hicks
Their spiritual forefathers got away with a lot of shit because they were operating largely in secrecy.
I wonder, when images can be uploaded on the fly and sent around the world in seconds, if they'll get away with it for quite so long?
When the images of Trump's camps begin appearing...
I wonder, when images can be uploaded on the fly and sent around the world in seconds, if they'll get away with it for quite so long?
When the images of Trump's camps begin appearing...
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Their spiritual forefathers got away with a lot of shit because they were operating largely in secrecy.
I wonder, when images can be uploaded on the fly and sent around the world in seconds, if they'll get away with it for quite so long?
When the images of Trump's camps begin appearing...
I wonder, when images can be uploaded on the fly and sent around the world in seconds, if they'll get away with it for quite so long?
When the images of Trump's camps begin appearing...
Not too late to get this remarkable piece of Objet d'art for that special person in your life's Christmas. The Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamun, complete with faux genuine hieroglyphics.
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Not too late to get this remarkable piece of Objet d'art for that special person in your life's Christmas. The Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamun, complete with faux genuine hieroglyphics.
I see the British are every bit as stupid as Americans.
Congratulations on the stupid, fellow stupids!
Congratulations on the stupid, fellow stupids!
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I see the British are every bit as stupid as Americans.
Congratulations on the stupid, fellow stupids!
Congratulations on the stupid, fellow stupids!
Here she is voting down a $15 minimum wage... as a Democrat.
I hesitate to use this word, because I know it upsets people, but if there ever was one it's her.
She's a cunt.
She's the textbook definition.
I hesitate to use this word, because I know it upsets people, but if there ever was one it's her.
She's a cunt.
She's the textbook definition.
December 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Here she is voting down a $15 minimum wage... as a Democrat.
I hesitate to use this word, because I know it upsets people, but if there ever was one it's her.
She's a cunt.
She's the textbook definition.
I hesitate to use this word, because I know it upsets people, but if there ever was one it's her.
She's a cunt.
She's the textbook definition.
I cannot understand why women vote for a Party that LITERALLY sees women as a lesser category within society.
I'm sure there are reasons, I just won't be able to understand them.
I'm sure there are reasons, I just won't be able to understand them.
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I cannot understand why women vote for a Party that LITERALLY sees women as a lesser category within society.
I'm sure there are reasons, I just won't be able to understand them.
I'm sure there are reasons, I just won't be able to understand them.
There was no assassination attempt.
You get shot in the ear there's going to be massive bruising, and a scar or a hole.
Zero damage on Trump's ear.
Either Trump has magical healing powers or the entire thing was staged.
You get shot in the ear there's going to be massive bruising, and a scar or a hole.
Zero damage on Trump's ear.
Either Trump has magical healing powers or the entire thing was staged.
December 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
There was no assassination attempt.
You get shot in the ear there's going to be massive bruising, and a scar or a hole.
Zero damage on Trump's ear.
Either Trump has magical healing powers or the entire thing was staged.
You get shot in the ear there's going to be massive bruising, and a scar or a hole.
Zero damage on Trump's ear.
Either Trump has magical healing powers or the entire thing was staged.
If you need some muscle collecting on that debt, Rick, I can get a crew together by 3 o'clock this afternoon.
With nail polish.
With nail polish.
December 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
If you need some muscle collecting on that debt, Rick, I can get a crew together by 3 o'clock this afternoon.
With nail polish.
With nail polish.
CIA written all over this guy.
"I was on a religious journey, wandering the desert"
"I was on a religious journey, wandering the desert"
December 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
CIA written all over this guy.
"I was on a religious journey, wandering the desert"
"I was on a religious journey, wandering the desert"
Hi, I've always been a terrible person, but now I'm a terrible person who looks like an angry frog in a dress.
December 11, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Hi, I've always been a terrible person, but now I'm a terrible person who looks like an angry frog in a dress.
I'm THIS close to 100 followers, and while that's a pathetically low number it's essential... ESSENTIAL... to my fragile ego that I hit that hundred.
If you follow me already create an alt account and follow me again.
Let's do this for ME!
If you follow me already create an alt account and follow me again.
Let's do this for ME!
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I'm THIS close to 100 followers, and while that's a pathetically low number it's essential... ESSENTIAL... to my fragile ego that I hit that hundred.
If you follow me already create an alt account and follow me again.
Let's do this for ME!
If you follow me already create an alt account and follow me again.
Let's do this for ME!
Every day I pray, I get down on my knees and weep to a god I don't believe in, for a Texas-sized asteroid traveling at barely sub-lightspeed to turn this planet into molten fucking slag.
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Every day I pray, I get down on my knees and weep to a god I don't believe in, for a Texas-sized asteroid traveling at barely sub-lightspeed to turn this planet into molten fucking slag.
