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Kelt
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Please excuse my fucking language.

...and don't tell me I'm a terrible person like I don't already know that.



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March 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Trump is a disgrace to the United States and the human race.
February 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Dickless chode
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Tiny-handed, wig-wearing, tangerine oaf.
February 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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#FreeLuigi make billionaires afraid again
February 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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💯 accurate
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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So naturally, you know what to do…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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this is theft on an unimaginable scale
3/ different pieces fit together. There also seems to be a significant amount of downloading government data onto private servers, etc, totally outside any cybersecurity regime. Additionally it’s unclear to the people inside whether the people doing these things actually work for the US govt…
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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JD Vance starts laughing and Melania Trump is smiling at the National Prayer Service when they hear "let us pray for the most vulnerable."

Vile.
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not too late to get this remarkable piece of Objet d'art for that special person in your life's Christmas. The Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamun, complete with faux genuine hieroglyphics.
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
December 22, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Dec 19: On This Day in 1928:

1st autogyro flight in US

"We're going to build a plane"
"Great!"
"With tiny wings that won't support flight"
"What?"
"And no air-brakes to slow it down"
"Wait..."
"But we'll put in a super-dangerous rotor"
"The hell?"
"And no proper landing gear"
"Jesus Christ"
TRANSPORT: Gyroplane crash lands (1928)
YouTube video by British Pathé
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
She's fucking ghoulish.

Exactly as I imagined she would be.
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Dec 9:On This Day in 2021: 40+ camels are disqualified from a beauty contest in Saudi Arabia after it's discovered they'd been using "Botox and other cosmetic enhancements" to make themselves more attractive to the judges. You're probably correct in all the things you're thinking right now.
December 9, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Woa, that's some powerful footage❣️ #FreeSyria #Syria
After Assad's regime fell, thousands of Syrians are returning home. This is the road to Damascus. Also, on the border with Turkey, thousands are in line to enter Syria.
December 9, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Media still completely stumped as to why this innocent CEO, who'd doubled profits by denying life-saving insurance pay-outs, was executed. "We just have no conceivable idea why this would happen!"

Well, then you're part of the problem.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeEQ...
UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry
YouTube video by CBS Mornings
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I'm THIS close to 100 followers, and while that's a pathetically low number it's essential... ESSENTIAL... to my fragile ego that I hit that hundred.

If you follow me already create an alt account and follow me again.

Let's do this for ME!
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I'm getting a few onlyfans girls starting to follow me now.

I'm just that attractive.
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM