NolaMarinerGirl
@kdschlewitz.bsky.social
Cascadian in Balklandia with thoughts on sports and scenes and, like, human rights. Not cool with genocide.
GLADBACH WON A GAME
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
GLADBACH WON A GAME
I'd really hoped to be frantically figuring out whose couch I could crash on this weekend in Seattle 😞
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'd really hoped to be frantically figuring out whose couch I could crash on this weekend in Seattle 😞
This is just...no
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is just...no
I turned off the tv because I'm still scarred from seeing Joey Cora crying in '95
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I turned off the tv because I'm still scarred from seeing Joey Cora crying in '95
Wtf was that
That was Mariners luck
That was Mariners luck
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wtf was that
That was Mariners luck
That was Mariners luck
See me two minutes ago
I adore Dan Wilson but I have questions about his pitching decisions
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
See me two minutes ago
No, no it will not 😞
Nine outs there's no way this can happen this won't happen to the Mariners
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No, no it will not 😞
I adore Dan Wilson but I have questions about his pitching decisions
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I adore Dan Wilson but I have questions about his pitching decisions
Nine outs there's no way this can happen this won't happen to the Mariners
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nine outs there's no way this can happen this won't happen to the Mariners
Ahem.
I'm going on record to note I told Dan NOT to take out George so if this all goes tits up it is not my fault
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ahem.
I'm going on record to note I told Dan NOT to take out George so if this all goes tits up it is not my fault
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm going on record to note I told Dan NOT to take out George so if this all goes tits up it is not my fault
Every time one of the Mariners' commentators compliment a player I scream "DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS TEAM YOU ARE JINXING IT"
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every time one of the Mariners' commentators compliment a player I scream "DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS TEAM YOU ARE JINXING IT"
Wait Clearly Canadian still exists?
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wait Clearly Canadian still exists?
this is the most terrifying game I've ever experienced
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
this is the most terrifying game I've ever experienced
Josh Naylor can have all my babies
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Josh Naylor can have all my babies
First time I've ever wished I had a smart watch would really like to know my heart rate during game 7
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
First time I've ever wished I had a smart watch would really like to know my heart rate during game 7
Brb gotta go vomit
Terrified about which George is going to show up on the mound tonight
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Brb gotta go vomit
Terrified about which George is going to show up on the mound tonight
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Terrified about which George is going to show up on the mound tonight
Josh. Josh Josh Josh.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Josh. Josh Josh Josh.
Exactly.
Mariners fandom is a tapestry largely constructed of doomerism and the superstitions we create as coping mechanisms to keep said doom at bay. Don't know what that radio guy is talking about.
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Exactly.
I think a Seattle Mariners radio guy just told me I am not a real fan if I can't handle watching tonight's game
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think a Seattle Mariners radio guy just told me I am not a real fan if I can't handle watching tonight's game
Tonight is going to be the worst night of my life
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Tonight is going to be the worst night of my life
Who is with me in ignoring the Mariners today?
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Who is with me in ignoring the Mariners today?