look at my beautiful son

me at the banya last night

Me: filled with dread that TSA would confíscate my gourmet homemade ed*bles

TSA: “Looks yummy!! Happy Birthday hun!!!!!”

I think the Adobe Premiere Pro team just needs a big group hug 🙂 because they clearly have a lot of negativity in their lives 🙂

so bummed I didn’t get a Lockheed Martin chapstick at Pride ://

milf stands for mushroom i’d like to forage

let’s go girls