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KDKilljoy
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“Always superbly informed” -Jim Higgins, the Barre-Montpelier Times Argus
Cannot sing praises of Untimely Malfunction enough. Incredible card. Additionally, don’t sleep on Frontline Rush.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you ever find yourself in CT we can play at the tavern 10 mins from my house that has a board built into a table.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me spiritually attacking JPetey
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Have decided whenever I make a #mtg meme I’m just gonna post it here without context.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m putting him in the gulag for his headshot alone.
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I never tire of singing the praises of Untimely Malfunction. So versatile, I never am upset to draw this. Don’t forget that the second option targets abilities, too!
October 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
September 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You helped usher this in, dipshit.
September 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The hits just keep on coming. #mtg
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
She’s so pretty
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Is this anything? #mtg
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Backup controls
September 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wannabe MAHA influencers will do TikTok videos holding these and say something like “these are slowly killing you and I’d never touch these.” As if it were some proprietary secret only they know.

What?! The BLUE deep fried chips aren’t healthy for you?! 😱🤯
September 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
MF’s will say they cook pasta “quite well”, then post a pic like this with the absolute SIN of not sauteeing the pasta in the sauce. This is amateur hour over here.
September 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Brittany Spaniel? Looks a bit like my pup. (Brittany mix)
September 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Happy Yargle Day to those who celebrate!
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You’re gonna post about a *sandwich* when the RULE OF LAW is under constant attack? Way to show your privilege! /s

Definitely hang on to joy, otherwise you’ll lose sight of what’s being fought for. Sandwiches are very much included in that. Had an awesome one last week.
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Listen, I’d be willfully ignorant to suggest that there weren’t similarities to something crazy unfortunate at a glance, but they have their own explainer, and they’re a force of good.
August 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Might as well share the #mtg meme variant I made today.
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
August 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This account is your source for the most fire NECBL memes.
July 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can you tell I’ve been playing a ton of Anim Pakal?
July 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM