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Kelly Fischer
@kdfischer.bsky.social
She/her
Oversteegen stan
Fuck fascists
Ohio
“””””””allegedly”””””””””” alleged by my literal fucking eyeballs
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Waj is over here like
a baby wearing boxing gloves says bring it in a gym
Alt: a baby wearing oversized boxing gloves in a gym, does a cutthroat motion with his hand, with the caption Bring It
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is even deliciouser now
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’ve been a research and development chef for 20 years and have run >15 individual restaurants. How many of “all of them” have you tasted? what’s your expertise?

Like half of the available jarred garlics are made w/o citric acid 😂 I can’t tell if you’re more of an asshole or an idiot.
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Anyone who has ever eaten a meal at a restaurant can definitely confirm this is totally false.
Jarlic can go bad. If it makes your food taste like acid it’s because you used expired food.
Frozen is fine, but not practical for everyone. Jarred is also perfectly fine.
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hi! Chef here.
You won’t notice a difference in cooked foods or marinades at all, probably even if you tried them side by side. If it’s gunna be fresh or fried (like a caprese, or to rub on garlic bread) use fresh cloves but otherwise, spend your time on other things!
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
To be fair Ezra Klein should apologize for a LOOOOOT of things
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Let us know the GFM for litter boxes and cat food because ma’am WHAT 😂😂 I’m already mad at myself enough, I don’t need alters going around making things more difficult.

On the other hand… 17 cats.
September 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That’s gotta be AI right
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I was just going to say “man, even threads is a way more fun place to celebrate the death of the wicked” 🤭
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM