Taking advice from a gorilla
@kdepo.bsky.social
Put him in an enclosure with a tire swing and a sack for enrichment
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Put him in an enclosure with a tire swing and a sack for enrichment
You think Chris would want you to look stupid?
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You think Chris would want you to look stupid?
It was said Troy was destroyed to see a vagina. So it goes with humanity
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It was said Troy was destroyed to see a vagina. So it goes with humanity
This raises the question of whether tarantino or seinfeld is the braver man
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This raises the question of whether tarantino or seinfeld is the braver man
UFO landed in front of me. An alien came out. “We have a message for you. On behalf of mark kelly…”
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
UFO landed in front of me. An alien came out. “We have a message for you. On behalf of mark kelly…”
Push button black power salute
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Push button black power salute
Ok... Do you have either of their numbers?
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ok... Do you have either of their numbers?
Seeing this again I can only say: I don’t want to have sex with either of them. They are apes
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Seeing this again I can only say: I don’t want to have sex with either of them. They are apes
Saying his own opinions are “very interesting“… very interesting
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Saying his own opinions are “very interesting“… very interesting
Not exactly sure who that is, but the name is self-explanatory
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not exactly sure who that is, but the name is self-explanatory
It committed suicide
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It committed suicide
It’s his busiest time of year. Give him space
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s his busiest time of year. Give him space
Why are you such a buffoon?
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why are you such a buffoon?
He’s still alive?
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He’s still alive?
Dolphins rape
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dolphins rape
I could see this as a sitcom where kids keep coming in the restaurant and the other employees have to hold Andrew back. I shouldn’t post this
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I could see this as a sitcom where kids keep coming in the restaurant and the other employees have to hold Andrew back. I shouldn’t post this
Trump is good at politics
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trump is good at politics
All of you are proof that aliens do live among us. Otherwise you’re inexplicable
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All of you are proof that aliens do live among us. Otherwise you’re inexplicable
I never heard his voice before. Not what I would have guessed
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I never heard his voice before. Not what I would have guessed
Oh no, I’m way behind on my listening
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh no, I’m way behind on my listening
When all you have are those things, everything looks like whatever you would use them on
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When all you have are those things, everything looks like whatever you would use them on