Taking advice from a gorilla
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@372pages.bsky.social Maybe unfair when taken out of context, or maybe it’s just the truth
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@372pages.bsky.social Maybe unfair when taken out of context, or maybe it’s just the truth
Would it be ethical to raise three boys from birth with the sole aim of making them the ultimate stooges?
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Would it be ethical to raise three boys from birth with the sole aim of making them the ultimate stooges?
Heathcliff is at the level of humor that comics in the New Yorker aspire to
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Heathcliff is at the level of humor that comics in the New Yorker aspire to
That guy was mad that his talking dog was a liar, but if the dog had been sleeping he would have let him
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That guy was mad that his talking dog was a liar, but if the dog had been sleeping he would have let him
Children shouldn’t speak German. It isn’t right
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Children shouldn’t speak German. It isn’t right
If Frankenstein’s monster laughed his head off… imagine that
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If Frankenstein’s monster laughed his head off… imagine that
Today I’m 30 days fart sober. It really is 1 day at a time. I’m in pain
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Today I’m 30 days fart sober. It really is 1 day at a time. I’m in pain
Joe Burrow? More like Toe Broken.
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Joe Burrow? More like Toe Broken.
It’s interesting how fingering is done with the fingers but towing is done with the truck
August 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s interesting how fingering is done with the fingers but towing is done with the truck
Work easy, play easy
June 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Work easy, play easy
What did the man say to the electrician who was up all night falling off the utility pole?
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What did the man say to the electrician who was up all night falling off the utility pole?
The democrats move as decisively as Sir Nathaniel and Richard Salton when faced with the white worm, am I right?
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The democrats move as decisively as Sir Nathaniel and Richard Salton when faced with the white worm, am I right?
The one thing I don’t like about cats is how they obviously have poop and pee on their feet from walking in the litter box
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The one thing I don’t like about cats is how they obviously have poop and pee on their feet from walking in the litter box
I wouldn’t like being killed in a war
January 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I wouldn’t like being killed in a war
I can fart any time or not
I can poop when I have the thought
I can skip the poop as it suits
And I can pee, you see, when it pleases me
I control the fart, the pee, and the poops
I can poop when I have the thought
I can skip the poop as it suits
And I can pee, you see, when it pleases me
I control the fart, the pee, and the poops
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I can fart any time or not
I can poop when I have the thought
I can skip the poop as it suits
And I can pee, you see, when it pleases me
I control the fart, the pee, and the poops
I can poop when I have the thought
I can skip the poop as it suits
And I can pee, you see, when it pleases me
I control the fart, the pee, and the poops
Got confused and started talking to my dog about art. But he has bad taste
January 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Got confused and started talking to my dog about art. But he has bad taste
I’m going to figure out how to make electricity from one of those big pendulums they have at museums that swing due to the rotation of the earth. That will solve a lot of problems
November 19, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I’m going to figure out how to make electricity from one of those big pendulums they have at museums that swing due to the rotation of the earth. That will solve a lot of problems
It’s interesting how to Americans a jet ski is something you use in the water, but to Russians it’s just a normal jet
September 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
It’s interesting how to Americans a jet ski is something you use in the water, but to Russians it’s just a normal jet
How do people start eating an apple and get surprised by a worm in there? Wouldn’t there be a hole? Thinking about this because I started eating an apple and got scared
September 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
How do people start eating an apple and get surprised by a worm in there? Wouldn’t there be a hole? Thinking about this because I started eating an apple and got scared
Breaking: JD Vance had a bad poop accident and that’s why he said what he did about mothers or whatever. It was a distraction from his poop
August 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Breaking: JD Vance had a bad poop accident and that’s why he said what he did about mothers or whatever. It was a distraction from his poop
I don’t know if Trump and Harris are presidential candidates or fish, as much as they talk about de bait
August 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I don’t know if Trump and Harris are presidential candidates or fish, as much as they talk about de bait
Imagine if you were one of those people who tracks conspiracies by putting up photos and linking them with yarn, and then your cat gets in the room and starts playing with the yarn! That would be something
July 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Imagine if you were one of those people who tracks conspiracies by putting up photos and linking them with yarn, and then your cat gets in the room and starts playing with the yarn! That would be something
It was easy to be a famous physicist back when they were discovering nuclear weapons. People made such a big deal out of every little thing
March 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
It was easy to be a famous physicist back when they were discovering nuclear weapons. People made such a big deal out of every little thing
Poop on a person, and you’re “weird.” Poop on a plant, and it’s fertilized. Make it make sense
February 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Poop on a person, and you’re “weird.” Poop on a plant, and it’s fertilized. Make it make sense