K.Danger 🐦
@kdanger.bsky.social
Don't worry, these are all posts you can read with your child - they're just funny jokes about birds 🐦
I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing
Guys used to be able to pull up in rides like this and steal your girl
December 9, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Guys used to be able to pull up in rides like this and steal your girl
Mother seeing my bird fortress (apartment) for first time
December 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Mother seeing my bird fortress (apartment) for first time
A fine choice for a commander. Huge for a cardinal, Dorian is a strategic mastermind who will strike fear into the enemy's hearts.
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 AM
A fine choice for a commander. Huge for a cardinal, Dorian is a strategic mastermind who will strike fear into the enemy's hearts.
How many chickadees do you think you could fight off before they overwhelm you
December 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM
How many chickadees do you think you could fight off before they overwhelm you
Were you aware of this
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Were you aware of this
It's difficult being a creator but someone has to do it...
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
It's difficult being a creator but someone has to do it...
Real time update: a new bird for the fellowship 🐦 he's small but mighty. Don't fuck with this bird. He's been known to fight dirty. #bird #darklord #fellowship
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Real time update: a new bird for the fellowship 🐦 he's small but mighty. Don't fuck with this bird. He's been known to fight dirty. #bird #darklord #fellowship
Overnight my follower count hit 3k... With this newfound power I will be able to summon twice the amount of birds that I previously could
December 1, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Overnight my follower count hit 3k... With this newfound power I will be able to summon twice the amount of birds that I previously could
Steve interviews for a brand new job
November 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Steve interviews for a brand new job
They're actually using paid ads to amplify these, incredible, we've come so far
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
They're actually using paid ads to amplify these, incredible, we've come so far
A little too pedestrian for me, walmart 🫰
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
A little too pedestrian for me, walmart 🫰
I would never in a million years let this man into my home
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I would never in a million years let this man into my home
Shaking with rage thinking about these men trying to measure our great earth
November 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Shaking with rage thinking about these men trying to measure our great earth
Got thrown into the pool by this nasty ass kid and now I'm stuck like a Sim swimming in circles waiting for help
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Got thrown into the pool by this nasty ass kid and now I'm stuck like a Sim swimming in circles waiting for help
There are countless enemies hidden in the shadows
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 PM
There are countless enemies hidden in the shadows
I'm going to hire guys who look like this to defend the doomsday island where I'm manufacturing the superpoison
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I'm going to hire guys who look like this to defend the doomsday island where I'm manufacturing the superpoison
My plan is almost in place...
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
My plan is almost in place...
Getting the kitchen aid stand mixer on dealdash dot com led to my wife leaving
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Getting the kitchen aid stand mixer on dealdash dot com led to my wife leaving
I want to make revenue from guys like this begging for forgiveness on a Livestream before they're placed onto an island
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I want to make revenue from guys like this begging for forgiveness on a Livestream before they're placed onto an island
We're all baby birds. There's so little we understand.
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
We're all baby birds. There's so little we understand.
I love to read headlines like this while I'm posting about anus blasting and the wettest man alive shit like that
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I love to read headlines like this while I'm posting about anus blasting and the wettest man alive shit like that
My taint never recovered after that one time on elk mountain, when I got stuck skiing over the snow poles
November 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
My taint never recovered after that one time on elk mountain, when I got stuck skiing over the snow poles