K.Danger 🐦
@kdanger.bsky.social
Don't worry, these are all posts you can read with your child - they're just funny jokes about birds 🐦
There are very few, if any, job postings for bird boy on LinkedIn
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
There are very few, if any, job postings for bird boy on LinkedIn
I'm not going to check, but I'm fairly certain there's an old man in my closet
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm not going to check, but I'm fairly certain there's an old man in my closet
Following today's events, I only have one (1) dry pair of slacks left
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Following today's events, I only have one (1) dry pair of slacks left
Reconsidering my laptop burning business for grandpas
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reconsidering my laptop burning business for grandpas
The neighborhood boy recently found out how to construct an arabian bullwhip, I'm no longer safe
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The neighborhood boy recently found out how to construct an arabian bullwhip, I'm no longer safe
Cornered in a dark alley by 3 bimbos
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Cornered in a dark alley by 3 bimbos
My doctor yelled at me when my test results came back normal
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My doctor yelled at me when my test results came back normal
Got caught practicing kissing with a mackerel in the boy's bathroom
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Got caught practicing kissing with a mackerel in the boy's bathroom
Been stuck in the same pair of slacks for 13 days
September 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Been stuck in the same pair of slacks for 13 days
I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing
A swarm of rats just tried to push me into the oven while I was checking on my cookies.
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A swarm of rats just tried to push me into the oven while I was checking on my cookies.
Three pairs of panties hidden in my lunchbox. Unknown origin.
September 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Three pairs of panties hidden in my lunchbox. Unknown origin.
Forced to drink bird milk
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Forced to drink bird milk
Came home only to discover 200 bees waiting for me
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Came home only to discover 200 bees waiting for me
Hunter Biden palm pilot you won't believe the sick shit on this
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hunter Biden palm pilot you won't believe the sick shit on this
Kicked out of the men's rights club now all I have left is boy's rights and they won't let me in.
July 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Kicked out of the men's rights club now all I have left is boy's rights and they won't let me in.
Cornered in an alley by a pack of teacup pigs
June 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Cornered in an alley by a pack of teacup pigs
Extremely interested in vomiting on the vomit comet
June 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Extremely interested in vomiting on the vomit comet
Reposted by K.Danger 🐦
when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
June 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
Experiencing a surge of power by letting NO ONE reply to this post.
June 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Experiencing a surge of power by letting NO ONE reply to this post.
Reposted by K.Danger 🐦
There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅
Using local law loopholes to amass an unreasonable number of birds
May 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Using local law loopholes to amass an unreasonable number of birds
There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅