It's the sports version of "I'm not racist but." You don't start a statement by defending against a bias you're not worried the argument will tell on you for.

This is all just ass-covering anyway since anyone will still be able to find whatever props they want on offshores/non-licensed operators. And the population likely to use those cites are already inclined to use the funding method these sites prefer (crypto.)

If he beats Aaron Rodgers he better do the belt

*for a population that overwhelming votes Republican and is dependent on government assistance to live the minimum-viable-product life they live in a society that continues to further devalue them because of their economic output

How else are we going to separate them from the NIL money? Video games don't cost that much.

The price of elevated comedy is a narrower audience

Although he needs to reboot Tooning Out the News before that.

plan B: score a lot of runs in the 6th

Unmentioned in the story: thanks to inflation and MLB's rookie salary structure, PCA couldn't afford to buy a glass

I's an alternate timeline for sure. The venn diagram overlap between the progressive left and MAGA has a significant amount of surface area.

It isn't even a "defection" when you vote against your party knowing that you're not affecting the outcomes. It's just good politics.

The sportsbooks biggest crime is saving the RSNs.

It's this, but also weirdly not? There is a significant part of MAGA that is like "what the fuck are we doing?" This week Tucker Carlson, Thomas Massie, and (choking) Marjorie Taylor Green have all made god points! What a time to be alive. The spectrum is double-helix twisted.

If Fallon was on a different cast, we probably wouldn't even remember him on the show.

The Bulls love giving these deals that they eventually have to salary-sashay away from.