My actual walk vs what my fitness app thinks I did 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My actual walk vs what my fitness app thinks I did 😂
"I come from a musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"I come from a musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
Look how this shit show 😂 (also I ripped my pants doing kama sutra)
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Look how this shit show 😂 (also I ripped my pants doing kama sutra)
Kinda want to suck on it thoooo
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kinda want to suck on it thoooo
I think they mean "bigot seeks right to psychologically torture and abuse children in the name of 'free speech'" @washingtonpost.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think they mean "bigot seeks right to psychologically torture and abuse children in the name of 'free speech'" @washingtonpost.com
More groundbreaking journalism from the NYT
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
More groundbreaking journalism from the NYT
I bruised my rib a couple weeks ago and now I have COVID and it hurts so bad when I cough 😭
Someone come take care of me :(
Someone come take care of me :(
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I bruised my rib a couple weeks ago and now I have COVID and it hurts so bad when I cough 😭
Someone come take care of me :(
Someone come take care of me :(
I made a little sheet bubble with a fan. Cool and cozy ☺️
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I made a little sheet bubble with a fan. Cool and cozy ☺️
"I bet you're wondering how I got here"
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I bet you're wondering how I got here"
It's hot today
September 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's hot today
I called this yesterday 😂
September 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I called this yesterday 😂
Missouri GOP: the new map we're trying to ram through isn't racist or based on racial lines!
The map:
The map:
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Missouri GOP: the new map we're trying to ram through isn't racist or based on racial lines!
The map:
The map:
First kickball game was a success?* (*we lost 7-20)
September 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
First kickball game was a success?* (*we lost 7-20)
I love how capitalism continues to give us the shitty parts of Soviet communism, but none of the good
September 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I love how capitalism continues to give us the shitty parts of Soviet communism, but none of the good
Going Mandy Patinkin 😍
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Going Mandy Patinkin 😍
We're watching Zardoz (1974)
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We're watching Zardoz (1974)
Meanwhile on Instagram...
August 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Meanwhile on Instagram...
I'm such a slut for these
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm such a slut for these
Just registered to be a volunteer for the World Cup and I can't wait to "support" the players 😌😈
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just registered to be a volunteer for the World Cup and I can't wait to "support" the players 😌😈
"a mere 51% of the vote" or, as a democratic society would call it, the majority of voters.
July 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"a mere 51% of the vote" or, as a democratic society would call it, the majority of voters.
It's giving this and I love it ❤️
July 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's giving this and I love it ❤️
Just sent this to my property manger asking them to reimburse my purchase, since they haven't replaced the filter in over two years.
July 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just sent this to my property manger asking them to reimburse my purchase, since they haven't replaced the filter in over two years.
Some people say they're vers, but I count myself amongst the
July 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Some people say they're vers, but I count myself amongst the