The image of Americans consuming 46 MILLION TURKEYS at Thanksgiving is honestly horrifying
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The image of Americans consuming 46 MILLION TURKEYS at Thanksgiving is honestly horrifying
My actual walk vs what my fitness app thinks I did 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My actual walk vs what my fitness app thinks I did 😂
Love that the democrats once again shot themselves in the foot with nothing to show for it. Why make the country suffer through a 40 day shutdown just to back down? Was it worth it?
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Love that the democrats once again shot themselves in the foot with nothing to show for it. Why make the country suffer through a 40 day shutdown just to back down? Was it worth it?
Dating apps are exhausting. Tbh I think I'd rather someone not respond at all then just respond with one word answers. 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dating apps are exhausting. Tbh I think I'd rather someone not respond at all then just respond with one word answers. 🙄
"I come from a musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"I come from a musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
Where'd he conduct?
"on the Baltimore and Ohio"
The caregiver fatigue/resentment is hitting me hard lately. When it happens it always makes me feel so incredibly terrible because obviously they don't want things to be like this either. So not only do I feel completely overwhelmed, but I feel guilty for feeling that way.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The caregiver fatigue/resentment is hitting me hard lately. When it happens it always makes me feel so incredibly terrible because obviously they don't want things to be like this either. So not only do I feel completely overwhelmed, but I feel guilty for feeling that way.
Look how this shit show 😂 (also I ripped my pants doing kama sutra)
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Look how this shit show 😂 (also I ripped my pants doing kama sutra)
So I'm liking Miami a lot more than I thought I would
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So I'm liking Miami a lot more than I thought I would
Spent the night flirting with a cute guy who seemed super into me only to find out he's in a 4 year relationship. 😞
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Spent the night flirting with a cute guy who seemed super into me only to find out he's in a 4 year relationship. 😞
Kinda want to suck on it thoooo
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kinda want to suck on it thoooo
I just rewatched Interstella 5555 and gosh, the Discovery album was just the best wasn't it?
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I just rewatched Interstella 5555 and gosh, the Discovery album was just the best wasn't it?
Today has really highlighted a struggle I have between the fact that I honestly love this city. It's a great place to live, it's cute, the people are great... But that clashes with the fact that I continue to feel overwhelmingly sad and lonely here
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Today has really highlighted a struggle I have between the fact that I honestly love this city. It's a great place to live, it's cute, the people are great... But that clashes with the fact that I continue to feel overwhelmingly sad and lonely here
I think they mean "bigot seeks right to psychologically torture and abuse children in the name of 'free speech'" @washingtonpost.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think they mean "bigot seeks right to psychologically torture and abuse children in the name of 'free speech'" @washingtonpost.com
More groundbreaking journalism from the NYT
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
More groundbreaking journalism from the NYT
If you got married what would your first dance song be? Or if you're already married, what was it?
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you got married what would your first dance song be? Or if you're already married, what was it?
Every time there's a looming government shutdown, I just think of that time Spain didn't have a government for like a year and how great it was
September 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every time there's a looming government shutdown, I just think of that time Spain didn't have a government for like a year and how great it was
I bruised my rib a couple weeks ago and now I have COVID and it hurts so bad when I cough 😭
Someone come take care of me :(
Someone come take care of me :(
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I bruised my rib a couple weeks ago and now I have COVID and it hurts so bad when I cough 😭
Someone come take care of me :(
Someone come take care of me :(
I made a little sheet bubble with a fan. Cool and cozy ☺️
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I made a little sheet bubble with a fan. Cool and cozy ☺️
"I bet you're wondering how I got here"
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I bet you're wondering how I got here"
I burnt bacon and it made my apartment smell really bad so the internet told me to boil vinegar water to neutralize the smell but now? You guessed it. My house smells like burnt bacon and vinegar
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I burnt bacon and it made my apartment smell really bad so the internet told me to boil vinegar water to neutralize the smell but now? You guessed it. My house smells like burnt bacon and vinegar
American Healthcare example #1005: i fell last week and I'm becoming increasingly concerned that I may have fractured my rib instead of bruising it. But I can't bring myself to pay for the doctor and x-ray when the treatment for both a bruised and fractured rib is pretty much the same.
September 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
American Healthcare example #1005: i fell last week and I'm becoming increasingly concerned that I may have fractured my rib instead of bruising it. But I can't bring myself to pay for the doctor and x-ray when the treatment for both a bruised and fractured rib is pretty much the same.
The main contractor for our new office is here today and omg he's hot
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The main contractor for our new office is here today and omg he's hot
It's hot today
September 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's hot today
I drove past a place called the Sayles Building and immediately went "omg say less, building!"
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I drove past a place called the Sayles Building and immediately went "omg say less, building!"
DMV is an absolute nightmare. You can't renew license online. But they're also not open on weekends or evenings. So you better come during your working hours to sit for 3 hours
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
DMV is an absolute nightmare. You can't renew license online. But they're also not open on weekends or evenings. So you better come during your working hours to sit for 3 hours