Sabbath rules. 76 is too young to die because that’s how old my parents are. Once again, Sabbath rules.
July 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sabbath rules. 76 is too young to die because that’s how old my parents are. Once again, Sabbath rules.
My goal for this quarter is simple and it’s to rob every store in the Oculus.
May 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My goal for this quarter is simple and it’s to rob every store in the Oculus.
In Catholic news: John Mulaney’s speech for Conan O’Brien’s Kennedy Center prize was the funniest one, and should’ve closed the show. Not only was it the funniest, it was right up Conan’s alley! And that’s what these things should be.
May 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In Catholic news: John Mulaney’s speech for Conan O’Brien’s Kennedy Center prize was the funniest one, and should’ve closed the show. Not only was it the funniest, it was right up Conan’s alley! And that’s what these things should be.
Look who I met at the park today. Look at its nice claws. It’s my birthday so it felt like an auspicious sighting.
April 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look who I met at the park today. Look at its nice claws. It’s my birthday so it felt like an auspicious sighting.
I’ve had this in my head since JP II’s fune. I watched it on youtubes along with all my other favorite music videos. I hope when I die some mysterious friends from the East come sing a wonderful song. youtu.be/NebIAPoUXXw
Prayer of the Eastern Catholic Churches for Pope Francis
YouTube video by FOX 29 Philadelphia
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April 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ve had this in my head since JP II’s fune. I watched it on youtubes along with all my other favorite music videos. I hope when I die some mysterious friends from the East come sing a wonderful song. youtu.be/NebIAPoUXXw
I’d like to get a nice job with the city naming ferries, but truly whoever’s doing it now doesn’t need any help.
March 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’d like to get a nice job with the city naming ferries, but truly whoever’s doing it now doesn’t need any help.
I’m sorry but we cannot discuss the White Lotus in the workplace anymore. Unless you work at the HJ factory.
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m sorry but we cannot discuss the White Lotus in the workplace anymore. Unless you work at the HJ factory.
I work in Hoboken, New Joisey now. Lovable city. Extremely wet. To think I used to travel to New Orleans to be that damp. When I could have gotten clammy in my own backyard. Hoboken: the Moist Choice (idea for slogan.)
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I work in Hoboken, New Joisey now. Lovable city. Extremely wet. To think I used to travel to New Orleans to be that damp. When I could have gotten clammy in my own backyard. Hoboken: the Moist Choice (idea for slogan.)
I’m going to talk about Bernadette all the time at the new job, but I’m never going to say she’s a cat. There’s no law that says you have to say who’s a cat.
January 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m going to talk about Bernadette all the time at the new job, but I’m never going to say she’s a cat. There’s no law that says you have to say who’s a cat.
I should have taken more time off between jobs. Like a thousand years. I’m not just saying that because I don’t understand what I have to do at the new job. I’m not worried about that, but I do hope a big beautiful meteor destroys the planet today.
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I should have taken more time off between jobs. Like a thousand years. I’m not just saying that because I don’t understand what I have to do at the new job. I’m not worried about that, but I do hope a big beautiful meteor destroys the planet today.
4 days off before I start my new job. It would be a shame if I were to be mauled by a big awesome bear or something.
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
4 days off before I start my new job. It would be a shame if I were to be mauled by a big awesome bear or something.
You wouldn’t think anything called Nightbitch would be boring. That’s an exciting name.
January 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You wouldn’t think anything called Nightbitch would be boring. That’s an exciting name.
PLAY CANDY-COLORED CLOWN!
January 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
PLAY CANDY-COLORED CLOWN!
I made evil resolutions this year and already did one (q my j.) 😈
January 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I made evil resolutions this year and already did one (q my j.) 😈
The taco place by me gives homemade potato chips with your order. What a wonderful organization.
January 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The taco place by me gives homemade potato chips with your order. What a wonderful organization.
I’m on drone patrol down at the 69th street pier. I don’t really know what they look like and I have poor vision and I’m so bundled in winter layers I can’t actually look up. But I will know intuitively if something uncool is up there.
December 14, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m on drone patrol down at the 69th street pier. I don’t really know what they look like and I have poor vision and I’m so bundled in winter layers I can’t actually look up. But I will know intuitively if something uncool is up there.
Inadvertently going through some kind of exposure therapy watching pet snake videos. Snake lovers seem to think they are usually just chilling, and further explained that a snake is just “a noodle.” Well I’m not afraid of chilling and I’m certainly not afraid of noodles. Much to ponder.
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Inadvertently going through some kind of exposure therapy watching pet snake videos. Snake lovers seem to think they are usually just chilling, and further explained that a snake is just “a noodle.” Well I’m not afraid of chilling and I’m certainly not afraid of noodles. Much to ponder.
Who By Fire is not in and of itself heroin music but this performance of it is
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Leonard Cohen / Sonny Rollins - Who By Fire - Night Music
YouTube video by Mrsilenciobackgammon
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December 8, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Who By Fire is not in and of itself heroin music but this performance of it is
youtu.be/LCaD6GAQmjA?...
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Of the considerable amount of heroin music I love, from Cab Calloway to Nick Cave, I love Mark Lanegan’s One Hundred Days the most.
December 8, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Of the considerable amount of heroin music I love, from Cab Calloway to Nick Cave, I love Mark Lanegan’s One Hundred Days the most.
Seaweed snacks weigh one gram but are obscenely packaged with two tons of plastic and a damn desiccant. You should just be able to download them and print them out at home.
November 2, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Seaweed snacks weigh one gram but are obscenely packaged with two tons of plastic and a damn desiccant. You should just be able to download them and print them out at home.
Make Giuliani be the election workers’ butler
October 30, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Make Giuliani be the election workers’ butler
Technically it is already my job because I did this on the clock all day today (wood glue on a ziplock bag.)
August 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Technically it is already my job because I did this on the clock all day today (wood glue on a ziplock bag.)
I finally decided on a career: applying glue to surfaces and peeling it off as soon as it dries, as long as it comes off the surface easily. Please keep me in mind the next time you’re hiring someone to do that, because I am very good at doing that and it’s my dream.
August 7, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I finally decided on a career: applying glue to surfaces and peeling it off as soon as it dries, as long as it comes off the surface easily. Please keep me in mind the next time you’re hiring someone to do that, because I am very good at doing that and it’s my dream.
Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in Twister plays a very important role on the science team. And that is to make sure they all party.
July 4, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in Twister plays a very important role on the science team. And that is to make sure they all party.